A friend of mine used to say "deny yourself nothing " lol wise words. You can't win with wives I brought mine to Dublin last Valentines weekend, and again on her birthday weekend in March, stayed in a really nice hotel, nice meals out, was it my fault the 6 nations were on the same two weekends and I'd just happened to get tickets ? It would have been rude not to go. Sheesh ungrateful much
Do the decent thing, use the birthday fund, buy the F2, take a nice photo or two of her and tell her it makes her look so much younger, win win !