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Hey Steve..............I think he's nicked your joke book 
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digitalfailure said:Hey Steve..............I think he's nicked your joke book
I don't know what you are talking about
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3 men in a sauna, Chuck, Taku and Paddy
Paddy hears a buzzer coming from Taku, who stands up and leaves the room after tapping his left ear
Taku returns a few moments later, he apologises and says he had a call incoming to his new built-in telephone receiver in his ear
Silence returns again, then paddy hears a beep coming from Chucks wrist
Chuck gets up and leaves the room, pressing his fingers to his wrist
He returns a few moments later and apologises and says Built in timer, reminds me i need to take medication
Paddy sits there and wonders how he can impress these guys.
Silence falls again, the Paddy lets rip with a huge fart, he gets up and dashes from the room.
He returns a few moments later, a length of toilet paper haning out his ass
'Sorry' he says 'someone sending me a fax...'
Paddy hears a buzzer coming from Taku, who stands up and leaves the room after tapping his left ear
Taku returns a few moments later, he apologises and says he had a call incoming to his new built-in telephone receiver in his ear
Silence returns again, then paddy hears a beep coming from Chucks wrist
Chuck gets up and leaves the room, pressing his fingers to his wrist
He returns a few moments later and apologises and says Built in timer, reminds me i need to take medication
Paddy sits there and wonders how he can impress these guys.
Silence falls again, the Paddy lets rip with a huge fart, he gets up and dashes from the room.
He returns a few moments later, a length of toilet paper haning out his ass
'Sorry' he says 'someone sending me a fax...'
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ok then, if it's gonna be like that!
*rolls up sleeves*
What green and smells of pork?
Kermit's finger!
A man walks into a bar with a set of jump leads round his neck. The barman takes one look at him and goes....'I don't want you startin anything in here mate.'
I've just been listening to the radio, apparently Craig David has been selected for the 2008 Olympic Archery Team....
He's going to be the Bow selector.
(see what I did there, eh? see what I did?)
*rolls up sleeves*
What green and smells of pork?
Kermit's finger!
A man walks into a bar with a set of jump leads round his neck. The barman takes one look at him and goes....'I don't want you startin anything in here mate.'
I've just been listening to the radio, apparently Craig David has been selected for the 2008 Olympic Archery Team....
He's going to be the Bow selector.
(see what I did there, eh? see what I did?)