Two Solutions to the "I got called an idiot for carrying a camera" Problem.

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After reading that thread I got to thinking. We need to start coming up with some counters to this issue before it's too late.

My first solution is for those with a real maverick streak who want to a bit of fun with the idiots. For them I suggest we create a sticky thread where we can all post our best putdowns and one liners for derailing stupidity in it's tracks. After all, what's happening is we're being heckled and there's a whole industry that knows how to deal with that...

The second solution is also a bit leftfield, but has more clout. The kind of person who is likely to suspect you of being a P**** of terrorist is unlikely to have had an original thought in their life. They're also exactly the kind of muppet who listens to and reads the ragtops and sensational media. They're exactly the kind of people who are swayed and programmed by The Argument of Authority.

The way to counteract this problem is to start a load of different organisations producing membership cards that can be flashed in an official manner at these people. It doesn't matter if you make it up...

"I'm chairman of the Beautiful Building Society and I'm photographing this building/street as a record for history etc. and this is my membership card, so fork off, dear lady..." Or something of that ilk.

It doesn't matter if you're the sole member of this society as long as you have official documentation to show them they'll probably eat it and b****r off. Of course, if we all "join" (i.e. print and laminate ourt own card) we'll have a little more clout.

Do this for landscapes, candids etc and we may have a creative solution.

Discuss!
 
-I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
-I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
-Is that your face or did your neck just puke?
-Nice hairdo, when's it being finished?
-You are about as deep as your reflection in a mirror.
-You're so fat that your husband rolled over after sex, rolled over again and was STILL on top of you
-Has your carer got the night off?
-You're riding the crest of a slump?
-When your IQ gets to 50 you should sell
-You should not be allowed to breed
-You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
-Your so dense, light must bend around you
-You smell nice, did you run here?
-And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
-Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
-If I throw a stick, will you leave?
-I'm already visualising the duct tape across your mouth
-I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant

Any other classic put downs?
 
:lol::lol:
 
I have done that on one occasion to some idiot in a pub. His mates thought it was so funny he had two choices. Hit me and look like a t£$t or laugh as well. He did the latter so I bought him a beer!
 
There's two elements in one to this thread, one the offbeat humourous side and the other being the serious side of abuse we receive when we are either working / enjoying our hobby (delete as appropriate).

From the serious side:

If someone calls you an idiot for whatever reason, in my view you have three choices being:

1. Ignore
2. React
3. Respond

I find 1. is normally the best response as that tends to make the person feel/look foolish themselves. Also I think the adult approach.

As for the humourous side I think TP should initiate Jedi mind trick workshops where holding up a blank piece of paper and telling the person you are part of the 'Beautiful buildings/Landscapes/etc Organisation' and that telling them you are not the idiot they are looking for, will make them just go away. Failing that Kerso should start selling Men In black sunglasses and zappy things. :bonk:
 
There's two elements in one to this thread, one the offbeat humourous side and the other being the serious side of abuse we receive when we are either working / enjoying our hobby (delete as appropriate).

From the serious side:

If someone calls you an idiot for whatever reason, in my view you have three choices being:

1. Ignore
2. React
3. Respond

I find 1. is normally the best response as that tends to make the person feel/look foolish themselves. Also I think the adult approach.

As for the humourous side I think TP should initiate Jedi mind trick workshops where holding up a blank piece of paper and telling the person you are part of the 'Beautiful buildings/Landscapes/etc Organisation' and that telling them you are not the idiot they are looking for, will make them just go away. Failing that Kerso should start selling Men In black sunglasses and zappy things. :bonk:

I want a zappy thing :lol:
 
hello all,

usually i respond with the comment " i am working for crimewatch update, now f*** orf or you may be on the next edition showing this thursday"

it always works for me.

cheers paul
 
Turn your camera the other way around and make out you know what you are doing :shrug:
 
hello all,

usually i respond with the comment " i am working for crimewatch update, now f*** orf or you may be on the next edition showing this thursday"

it always works for me.

cheers paul

I like that!
 
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