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Two women, just newly arrived at the pearly gates, are comparing stories on
how they died and reached Heaven.
1st woman: "I froze to death."
2nd woman: "How horrible!"
1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband of
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I found him all by himself in the living room watching TV."
1st woman: "So what happened?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there, I started hunting
all over the house. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every cupboard and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer first then. We'd both still be alive!"
how they died and reached Heaven.
1st woman: "I froze to death."
2nd woman: "How horrible!"
1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband of
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I found him all by himself in the living room watching TV."
1st woman: "So what happened?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there, I started hunting
all over the house. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every cupboard and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer first then. We'd both still be alive!"
