It's all the truckers fault. If they weren't there the migrants would try and board them, the queues wouldn't build up. It's all their faultI was just considering popping to France to administer a little facial ballistic trauma.
After all it's not the truckers fault.
I'd take that even further and say it is Frances fault, if France wasn't there, they'd just fall off the end of the worldIt's all the truckers fault. If they weren't there the migrants would try and board them, the queues wouldn't build up. It's all their fault![]()
Excellent point! And it would save having to drive around it. Shall we just invade it? It will make the Alps and Ames be a bit nearer to home and we will have a proper English riviera.I'd take that even further and say it is Frances fault, if France wasn't there, they'd just fall off the end of the world![]()
It may have been worth it at one point, but it seems now its just full of illegals.Shall we just invade it?
I'd take that even further and say it is Frances fault, if France wasn't there, they'd just fall off the end of the world![]()
Excellent point! And it would save having to drive around it. Shall we just invade it? It will make the Alps and Ames be a bit nearer to home and we will have a proper English riviera.
Trim yes but not invade as per my point aboveIt's time to trim France. ...and the French. ..off the map?
Trim yes but not invade as per my point above![]()
But thats the point, you won't need one as it won't be theresave me a ferry ticket!
Ah but that is the point, when our borders expand we can keep them out. Failing that we could ship them and the French to Scotland :devil:It may have been worth it at one point, but it seems now its just full of illegals.
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Ah yes but there are no humans involved automation brings the cost down. Oh wait.The fact that Vue changes 75p per ticket if you buy it online, that's not per transaction but per ticket!!
So my 3 tickets have just cost me an extra £2.25 on top of the already extortionate prices they charge
Id spent colour wrong
Muphry's law in action....spotted another error there, Keith.
I like your thinkingFailing that we could ship them and the French to Scotland :devil:
Ah but that is the point, when our borders expand we can keep them out. Failing that we could ship them and the French to Scotland :devil:
Note to self: better change my name quickly![]()
I like your thinking![]()
Well hurry up thenWould you mind waiting until I've gone?
Ah but that is the point, when our borders expand we can keep them out. Failing that we could ship them and the French to Scotland :devil:
Note to self: better change my name quickly![]()
Ah but that is the point, when our borders expand we can keep them out. Failing that we could ship them and the French to Scotland :devil:
Note to self: better change my name quickly![]()
Seems a shame to scare all those Mermaids TBH,What's wrong with Atlantis?
That not my name, and don't like it as a new name. I was more thinking of Thatcher.What's wrong with Atlantis?
Nah; Jean-Paul Fred sounds a bit daftSurely (and I promise not to call you Shirley again...) Fred or Jack is a better name for de Thatcher.
b****r!An american company is refusing to pay an invoice and there is nothing I can basically do about it![]()
An american company is refusing to pay an invoice and there is nothing I can basically do about it![]()
Send them a box of raw prawns and stilton via surface mail... Won't get the invoice paid but it'll make you feel better!
That made me smile
People are too polite, they think they are nice, but actually enlarging the problem significantly. I just came back from the airport run and people drive like idiots.What really p***ed me off though, ( and not just today)
Drivers that refuse to accept the broken line on the entry slip road is a GIVE WAY sign FFS!
3 lanes of traffic all doing about 50 Mph,
cars and lorries trying to force they way out, of the entry slip, where there isn't / wasn't a gap, and the cars in the near side lane having no chance to move over,
due to the "Congestion" in the other two lanes.
I'm not sure who was worse TBH, the plonkers trying to force their way out, or the plonker that slammed on his brakes, to let them out!
ITS A GIVE WAY SIGN PEOPLE!
Is that a Chinese clone of something?Very few of you drive a rice car
Is that a Chinese clone of something?![]()
That was terribleYou know why London is full of Chinese don't you?
Because when they come out of the airport and jump in a cab the first thing they say is "Harrow taxi driver"
It is a derogatory term for those smaller engined, big exhaust, air-intake, fake dump valve "souped up" little Japanese carsIs that a Chinese clone of something?![]()