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''I was visiting a primary school the other day and the teacher was asking all the kids what their parents did for a living. This wee girl put her hand up and the teacher said: 'Yes Sheila'. She said: 'Please Miss my daddys a farmer'. So the teacher wrote farmer up on the blackboard and said: 'thats very good. Anyone else?'
"And of course wee Johnny puts his hand up and the teacher said: 'Yes Johnny' and Johnny said: 'My dads a bouncer in a lap dancing bar.'
"The teacher went: 'Oh heavens' she stopped the lesson immediately and said: 'get your reading books out.' She said to wee Johnny: 'come outside' she said: 'Im really sorry I hope I didnt embarrass you asking you that question. Is your daddy really a bouncer in a lap dancing bar?'
"He said: 'No Miss, he is actually an architect at the Scottish Parliament and I was too embarrassed to say so.'
"And of course wee Johnny puts his hand up and the teacher said: 'Yes Johnny' and Johnny said: 'My dads a bouncer in a lap dancing bar.'
"The teacher went: 'Oh heavens' she stopped the lesson immediately and said: 'get your reading books out.' She said to wee Johnny: 'come outside' she said: 'Im really sorry I hope I didnt embarrass you asking you that question. Is your daddy really a bouncer in a lap dancing bar?'
"He said: 'No Miss, he is actually an architect at the Scottish Parliament and I was too embarrassed to say so.'