So i dont get beaten to death by a mob of angry women with bras as weapons
I'm Hungry.......I'm hungry
I'm Sleepy......I'm sleepy
Can I call you sometime......I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie.......I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance........I'd eventually like to have sex with you
What time is it........I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you loan me a paper clip.......I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress.......Nice cleavage
What's wrong?.......What meaningless, self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
Yeah that looks good on you......Pick any freakin dress and let's get the hell outta here now
I'm going out with the boys to see if I can relax.....I'm going out with the boys to see if I can get lucky!
No, I want to stay home with you tonight......Because MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL comes on in 15 minutes
Sure, I love foreplay......As long as it doesn't take longer than it takes to pronounce it
Yes, I love you new hair do.......Who did it?, Stevie Wonder?
Lets just chat for awhile.......I'm just trying to impress you and then maybe eventually you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me?........I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
Of course I don't look at other women!......I think the word 'Stare' would be more appropiate.
That blouse looks great on you........And it would look even better off of you.
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.......But CALL you? That's entirely out of the question.
I'm Hungry.......I'm hungry
I'm Sleepy......I'm sleepy
Can I call you sometime......I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie.......I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance........I'd eventually like to have sex with you
What time is it........I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you loan me a paper clip.......I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress.......Nice cleavage
What's wrong?.......What meaningless, self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
Yeah that looks good on you......Pick any freakin dress and let's get the hell outta here now
I'm going out with the boys to see if I can relax.....I'm going out with the boys to see if I can get lucky!
No, I want to stay home with you tonight......Because MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL comes on in 15 minutes
Sure, I love foreplay......As long as it doesn't take longer than it takes to pronounce it
Yes, I love you new hair do.......Who did it?, Stevie Wonder?
Lets just chat for awhile.......I'm just trying to impress you and then maybe eventually you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me?........I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
Of course I don't look at other women!......I think the word 'Stare' would be more appropiate.
That blouse looks great on you........And it would look even better off of you.
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.......But CALL you? That's entirely out of the question.
