What's your Porn name ?

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Not sure if this has run before, but hey, with more members it should be fun.

Rules for your Porn name are :-

Forename - the name of your 1st Pet
Surname - The surname of your 1st teacher

If you've never had a pet, just imagine what you would probably name your pet (whatever it may be) if you ever got one

I'll go 1st with Dougal Swanger Yeah Baby
 
":shrug: "JOHN BOY UNWIN"
 
Can I just point out that your mother's maiden name is frequently one of the security questions asked by banks etc so giving it out freely on the internet is perhaps not ideal.

I'm sure DJW is above board but it's not unthinkable that some malicious people might use things like this to gather said information.
 
Good point....changing mine now. Changed rules to :-

Surname - The surname of your 1st teacher
 
Well, my wifes porn star name (from the original idea..she doesn't user her mothers maiden name at all anywhere)....

I kid you not, her porn star name is Rusty Bell.
 
Titch Jeffreys
 
I really have to omit the first teacher (Rose) I had in favour of the second, too good an opportunity to not post it.

Name is "Smudge Cox" :D
 
cant remember my first teacher, but my maths teacher was an idiot and stuck in my head, so that would make it...

lindy powers
 
Marcel said:
:LOL: Looks like you're related to my mother in law somewhere down the line :D
I knew this game would come back to bite me in the butt!! :exit:

;)
 
MIK PHILOMEENA (CATHOLIC NUN):LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 
wait for it...

pussy hearnshaw
 
I had this sent to me as an email for creating your new porn name!

Try it out...the names are wonderful!!

MINE IS:...........HEIDI GLITTERHORN! :D

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = Fantasia

b = Chesty
c = Starr
d = Diamond

e = Montana

f = Angel
g = Sugar

h = Mimi
i = Lola

j =Kitty

k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess

n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar

s = Candy

t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie

y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = Leather

b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep

e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley

k = Passion

l = Dazzle

m = Dixon

n = Spank
o = Glitter

p = Razor
q = Meadow

r = Glitz

s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver

v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = hooter

b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips

g = side

h = jugs
i = shock

j = cocker

k = brook
l = tush

m = sizzle

n = ridge

o = kiss

p = bomb

q = cream
r = thong
s = heat

t = whip
u = cheeks

v = rock

w = hiney

x = button
y = lick

z = juice
 
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