NSFW While you were sleeping......

[EspressoJunkie]

This made me lol ( and my missus squirm!)

 

[Steep]

Truth, that's why I always sleep under the bed, so they think I'm not there.

 

[Cobra]

Truth, that's why I always sleep under the bed, so they think I'm not there.

The trouble is thats where the snakes hide,and crawl all over you when you go to sleep!

 

[nilagin]

Before you eat them in your sleep obviously.

 

[viv1969]

Think what they do if you sleep with your mouth open?

 

[POAH]

it's not the spiders that do it to my wife.

 

[Keith W]

it's not the spiders that do it to my wife.

You shouldn't let the cat sleep in the bedroom at night then

 

[jonbeeza]

Could not settle in bed last night after reading this thread. Not until I had caught one of those long winged flying insects, that had flown in through bedroom window.

I managed to slip off the bed and gash my leg on the bed frame. Just thinking, may have been less painful simply swallowing insect in my sleep !