Who's a pretty boy ? Not

[tman]

One grotesquely beautiful Turkey
Went to a small farm shop recently, they had everything there, dogs, chickens a pot belly pig etc. and this turkey all running around. Spoke to the owner who pointed out a large mirror proped up against the wall, he said the turkey regularly spends about half an hour strutting back and forth admiring itself

 

[woof woof]

He's certainly colourful and maybe attracts the ladies

I half expected you to say he spends half his time attacking the mirror

Well taken Tony

 

[tman]

He evidently makes a regular thing of attacking the owners legs so he told me

 

[woof woof]

Oh dear.

A lesser person might just get on the phone to Bernard Matthews

 

[tman]

I've pulled (I think that's what that look means ?)