The Daily Mail
"Give us, this day, our Daily In-bred,
Beliefs cannot live without being fed.
Others dont matter, just pawns in our game,
We cant feel perfect with no-one to blame.
Heroes arent heroes unless under threat,
Life without fear is decidedly wet.
If no-one objects, well never be free,
To enjoy our middle-class poverty.
Concern for the poor? Please give it a rest!
Its people like us being put to the test!
Theres nothing but whining from despicable slobs,
Who ought to be grateful we give them McJobs!
Theres talk of new taxes on over-sized cars,
This eco-hippy nonsense is going too far!
Communist fools, the whole country over,
Should try the school-run without a Land Rover!
And people accuse us of un-Christian views,
Just because we hate darkies, Pakis and Jews!
They may not much bother the PC brigade,
But its the biggest mistake thats ever been made!
Theyll be the first ones making a scene,
When a Muslim sets foot on our fair village green!
His twenty-nine children all covered in scabies,
If one should bite you - youre sure to get rabies!
And Oh! My God! Just look at the youth!
Apart from my own kids, theyre all so uncouth!
A whole bloody decade of Labour in power,
Has served to produce a right little shower!
Its not like it was when Maggie held sway,
Oh! For Our Highness to be here today!
The poor knew their place and the homos kept quiet,
The jobless vermin had to live on a diet!
Now its Human Rights this and Human Rights that,
When they should bring back the birch, bring back the cat!
A eugenics program would be a good start,
Because were going to Hell in a Polish hand-cart!
Our lives are not what they should have been,
An everyday episode of Camberwick Green.
As we Little Englanders try hard and fail,
We give thanks to the Lord for our Daily Mail!"
Says it all
