Why men don't do advice columns

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Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.
I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Lusk

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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by
checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump
itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter
 
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Superbly illustrated ... :cautious:

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don't get it?
what's wrong - that's exactly what would make an engine conk out :geek:
 
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Excellent!!:LOL:
 
Well, I think it's incredibly sexist :(



A woman wouldn't be expected to understand such a rational explanation.




She's probably still trying to grasp the concept of fuel being used in the car and as a result she's run the tank dry now :nono:
 
Raised a smile, even though its against my womanly principles. :)
 
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