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another funny one,lol
"Why women Should Avoid A Girls Night Out !"
The Other Night I Was Invited Out For A Night With "the Girls." I Told My Husband That I Would Be Home By Midnight, "i Promise!" Well, The Hours Passed And The Margaritas Went Down Way Too Easy.
Around 3 A.m., A Bit Loaded, I Headed For Home. Just As I Got In The Door, The Cuckoo Clock In The Hall Started Up And Cuckooed 3 Times. Quickly, Realizing My Husband Would Probably Wake Up, I Cuckooed Another 9 Times. I Was Really Proud Of Myself For Coming Up With Such A Quick-witted Solution, In Order To Escape A Possible Conflict With Him. (even When Totally Smashed...3 Cuckoos Plus 9 Cuckoos Totals 12 Cuckoos = Midnite!)
The Next Morning My Husband Asked Me What Time I Got In, And I Told Him "midnight". He Didn't Seem ****ed Off At All. Whew! Got Away With That One!
Then He Said, "we Need A New Cuckoo Clock."
When I Asked Him Why?, He Said, "well, Last Night Our Clock Cuckooed Three Times, Then Said, "oh. ****.", Cuckooed 4 More Times, Cleared It's Throat, Cuckooed Another 3 Times, Giggled, Cuckooed Twice More, And Then Tripped Over The Coffee Table And Farted."
Jewel :laugh1:
"Why women Should Avoid A Girls Night Out !"
The Other Night I Was Invited Out For A Night With "the Girls." I Told My Husband That I Would Be Home By Midnight, "i Promise!" Well, The Hours Passed And The Margaritas Went Down Way Too Easy.
Around 3 A.m., A Bit Loaded, I Headed For Home. Just As I Got In The Door, The Cuckoo Clock In The Hall Started Up And Cuckooed 3 Times. Quickly, Realizing My Husband Would Probably Wake Up, I Cuckooed Another 9 Times. I Was Really Proud Of Myself For Coming Up With Such A Quick-witted Solution, In Order To Escape A Possible Conflict With Him. (even When Totally Smashed...3 Cuckoos Plus 9 Cuckoos Totals 12 Cuckoos = Midnite!)
The Next Morning My Husband Asked Me What Time I Got In, And I Told Him "midnight". He Didn't Seem ****ed Off At All. Whew! Got Away With That One!
Then He Said, "we Need A New Cuckoo Clock."
When I Asked Him Why?, He Said, "well, Last Night Our Clock Cuckooed Three Times, Then Said, "oh. ****.", Cuckooed 4 More Times, Cleared It's Throat, Cuckooed Another 3 Times, Giggled, Cuckooed Twice More, And Then Tripped Over The Coffee Table And Farted."
Jewel :laugh1:
