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I popped into the pub for a pie and a pint yesterday lunchtime. Sitting on a high stool at one end of the bar was a rather rotund middle aged woman, somewhat the worse for the large gins she was downing. Her short skirt had worked well up and her knees were drifting akimbo to the point where you could virtually see what she had for her breakfast!
She shouted to an old chap at the end of the bar.."Albert.. are you trying to look up my skirt you dirty old bugger?"
Without a seconds hesitation he replied..."Norma...if I wanted to be sick I'd just stick me fingers down me throat."
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She shouted to an old chap at the end of the bar.."Albert.. are you trying to look up my skirt you dirty old bugger?"
Without a seconds hesitation he replied..."Norma...if I wanted to be sick I'd just stick me fingers down me throat."
Class!
