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1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
 Ask your mother.
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2) How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
 Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
 A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.
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4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
 Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
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5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
 A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
 The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
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7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
 No one to talk to during orgasm.
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8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
 A mechanic.
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9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
 The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts
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10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
 The one who can eat the last donut.
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11) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
 "Are you in?"
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12) The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
 "Honey, I'm home!"
 Ask your mother.
__________________________________________________________
2) How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
 Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
__________________________________________________________
3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
 A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.
__________________________________________________________
4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
 Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
__________________________________________________________
5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
 A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
__________________________________________________________
6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
 The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
___________________________________________________________
7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
 No one to talk to during orgasm.
__________________________________________________________
8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
 A mechanic.
__________________________________________________________
9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
 The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts
_______________________________________________________! ___&nbs p;
10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
 The one who can eat the last donut.
_________________________________________________________
11) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
 "Are you in?"
_________________________________________________________
12) The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
 "Honey, I'm home!"
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