You'll not find Turkey here Just SPAM

[Cobra]

Well I guess I shouldn't break with tradition
I do this every year and try and run it through to the New Year
Its pretty much a hit and miss affair really.

Some nasty mod will come along and shut it down
Some nice kind mod (or adminnie) with a little of the old Christmas spirit
(inside them) will re-open it

Then there will be the "knockers" D) the ones that seem to think that OoF
is NOT the place for a little joviality, Well :razz: to you!

So if you are not interested in talking crap or b****x Stay out!
If you are a mod or Adminnie with evil on their mind
<Jedi mind trick> this is not the thread you are looking for </jedi mind trick>

For the rest of you you are more than welcome, come in, pull up a chair,
Pour yourself a large one, grab a handful of the Hostess Horses Doberries hors d'oeuvres
And feel free to talk b****x

 

[photon]

Do you prefer leg or breast?

 

[Rovers_Andy]

do i smell SPAM

 

[Cobra]

Do you prefer leg or breast?

Both have their own apeal

do i smell SPAM

Just a tad its only in an embryonic stage at the moment

 

[TriggerHappy]

Do you prefer leg or breast?

I'm a rump guy

 

[Cobra]

I'm a rump guy

Don't be an Arse

 

[TriggerHappy]

Don't be an Arse

 

[Marc]

 

[TinaC]

Mmmmm, spam?
Spam and Egg?
Spam and Chips?
Spam and Spam?

 

[Cobra]

Hullo Marc I wondered how long it would be before you dropped by

Mmmmm, spam?
Spam and Egg?
Spam and Chips?
Spam and Spam?

Oi no need for that sorta language

 

[Rovers_Andy]

how about snake

 

[Cobra]

how about snake

Didn't take long for the insults to kick off either did it ?

 

[Rovers_Andy]

sssssssssssssssssssssssorry

 

[Cobra]

sssssssssssssssssssssssorry

I will be (no doubt )

 

[Rob 80386]

spam instead of turkey, thats a new one

 

[ladysue]

Hello gentlemen. What are you hoping for from Santa?

 

[hepburn]

Figured it wouldn't be long before you started spamming again Chris - and about bloomin' time too

 

[hepburn]

Mmmmm, spam?
Spam and Egg?
Spam and Chips?
Spam and Spam?

how about snake

Snake and egg?
Snake and chips?
Snake and snake?

Or that well known festive speciality, Roast snake with all the trimmings

 

[david357]

Why is the parson's nose so close to the turkey's arse?

 

[seriousrikk]

YAY! SCHPAM THREAD

Don't be a misery! :razz:

 

[wegotitugetit]

Mmmmm, spam?
Spam and Egg?
Spam and Chips?
Spam and Spam?

you missed spam fritter

mmmmmm

 

[wegotitugetit]

Didn't take long for the insults to kick off either did it ?

what did you expect a load of lads on a forum most on holiday now so bored

 

[neil_g]

spam! wonderful spam!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

 

[Sparkles33]

Oi oi savaloy! x

 

[Rob 80386]

Oi oi savaloy! x

with chips on the side

 

[Sparkles33]

I quite fancy a savaloy dip sarnie tbh.... nom nom nom

 

[wegotitugetit]

with chips on the side

With BBQ sauce

 

[Rovers_Andy]

I quite fancy a savaloy dip sarnie tbh.... nom nom nom

with pease pudding

 

[kelack]

I'm sure I saw somewhere a turkey shaped spam dish......

 

[BandyQuill]

: popcorn:

 

[trencheel303]

Emote fail!

 

[mrgubby]

I'll get the Jaffa Cakes ready for the usual bribe

 

[photon]

I'm sure I saw somewhere a turkey shaped spam dish......

Wasn't that the lump of Quorn which doesn't know if it wants to be a Yule Log?

 

[PsiFox]

Spam and saveloy smoothie yum

 

[Sparkles33]

with pease pudding

Obviously!

 

[CarolF]

I've just had 2 chocs from the tin at work . . drool . . need more

 

[kelack]

Wasn't that the lump of Quorn which doesn't know if it wants to be a Yule Log?

I'm pleased, I've just beaten my record for doing my Christmas shopping. 53 minutes and in the City at lunchtime too......result

Just two pressies left to get but that's at the Charlton store and I'm parked in Charlton so will take 5 minutes at the most and will still have beaten my record.

16 presents all bought and not just vouchers either yay me

although, have a feeling I may have forgotten one....

 

[Arkady2]

Pease-Pudding???

Ghastly - Northern Monkeys the lot of you...

 

[hepburn]

although, have a feeling I may have forgotten one....

I'll lay odds the snake says it's his!

 

[Breezy]

I'll lay odds the snake says it's his!

Do you reckon it's a tin of spam then?