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After setting up a couple of threads based arround the photography in the 1960's and really enjoying reading the stories i decided to create this thread for us all to share are photography related stories, i haven't got anything at all so its over to you guys and look forward to reading them. I dont think this has been done before in which case im sorry as i completely forgot to use the search button :bonk:

Dex
 
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IMHO you needed to post a story yourself.. this acts as a benchmark.. then people can think ...I ahve one like that.. Or mines better/funnier than that..

Just posting and not even adding one yourself will put people off.


Just IMHO why it hasnt worked :)


Could be a flood of stories this aft just to prove me wrong :)
 
OK, not that interesting but here goes.......

Got asked to get some pictures at a "Surprise Surprise" style family reunion (friends of friends) at a local pub.

The background was that one of the sets of relatives live out in Manila, they have a 4-5 year old child that the grandmother's never seen. The grandmother is in her 60s but not in very good health.

It was all very emotional but was lovely to witness and get some photos for them to remember the event by.

Got chatting to the grandmother & grandfather who was really struggling with the heat in the pub. He was a fairly large chap but even I was struggling.

Grandma said "Look at the state of you!!!! You're soaking wet!!"..... as quick as a flash he said "Not at bad as you when you wore that PVC catsuit for me in Ibiza :eek:

No I was waiting for a quick rebuke/denial but she said "Yeah but your face when you saw me in it was a picture" :runaway::exit:

Here are two people in their 60s that I've known for about 30 mins reminiscing about their sexual exploits!!

I'm a (wannabe) photographer..... get me outta here!!!
 
Some from my dad in the other thread, might raise a laugh over here.

mark's dad said:
I was a student in Leeds from 1965 to 1970, I took City and Guilds Industrial and Commercial Photography at intermediate and final level.

I was at college one day and one evening and in the daytime I worked for a firm of commercial photographers in Park Square, Leeds.

We photographed 3-piece suits of furniture for a furniture maker in Leeds (my boss was a bit slapdash and didn’t comb the fringe along the bottom of the furniture so we had to have the print retouched and then copied1).

We also photographed electrical switchgear for a manufacturer in Meanwood, Leeds, these prints were also retouched1 to give the light grey metal cases a smooth finish.

Another client was a building company, we did progress photography of tall office buildings in Park Row, Leeds. I did not have a good head for heights and one day my boss and I went right up to the top of the building, which was open at the sides, just slabs with supports, we went up a series of ladders. My boss had the Linhof 5x4 technical camera2 on the Linhof tripod2 on his shoulder and I had the big case with the dark slides, filters etc. We were almost at the top (I was green and the wind was howling through) when the boss turned round and put a scaffolding post through the ground glass focusing screen, the builders found it hilarious! We had to go all the way back down and come back another day.

Leeds was known as the Motorway City of the 70s and we had the contract to photograph the street lighting in the tunnels. My boss got the exposure wrong and all the light fittings, which is what the client wanted to see, were burnt out. I had to burn each one in under the enlarger (dodging) and managed to get a good print. The client ordered 100 10”x8” prints (before the advent of A sizes).

One day we went to photograph a foundry in Leeds, that was a really scary place, there were overhead rails with huge containers of molten metal on, they never stopped so when you saw one coming you had to duck into little cut-outs in the wall and face away whilst they slowly went past, the heat was very strong.

Park Square was the city of the legal area of Leeds and we used to photograph accident victims for court cases. One day my boss’s car was in for service and he asked if I would go and collect the subject in my Austin A35 van. When I got there the solicitor asked to come too. I had put seats in the back of my van, old cinema seats, with a length of 2 x 1 wood across and brass door bolts to hold them in place. I had been in a crash where someone ran into the back of me and my driver’s seat had collapsed, so I had a five gallon chemical3 container wedged behind my seat. The solicitor sat astride it in his posh suit.

If away from a darkroom we would take up to twelve 5”x4” sheets of film, then back to the darkroom. One time I was in the darkroom processing sheets whilst my colleague was processing 120 roll films. I loaded all the sheets onto clips and stored them on two dowels sticking out of the wall then, being deep in conversation, put the light on! I can still see the grey sheets hanging there. We had to re-shoot.

Being young men we used to lark about, for instance the reducer we used for over-exposed negatives was based on caustic soda pellets (we didn’t use print tongs and your fingers used to get slimy as your fingerprints dissolved!). The instructions said add the pellets carefully to the water, we used to put them in the bottom of the mixing container then throw the water in to watch them bubble.

1 Retouching – we had a really good retoucher in Park Place. The retouched print, with a tissue overlay, was either pinned to the wall or laid on the floor, depending on size (we once took an internal window out to use the glass to flatten a plan) the re-photographed using a half-plate (6.5”x4.75”) mahogany Sanderson camera. This had been a lovely camera, but our premises were very damp and the brass was green and the wood had warped, we had to apply movements to correct the warp.

2 Tripod – the Linhof originally had chains from the legs the centre to hold the legs in place. The boss had taken the chains off so in strong winds one leg would slide and the tripod would crash over. I came back from lunch to find my boss sitting cross-legged on the wooden parquet block studio floor beating the Linhof camera baseboard with a ball hammer. He looked up and just said ‘tripod blew over’. When the screen was broken he did not want to pay £9 for a new one so he went to the local glass merchant and bought a peice of opaque toilet window glass, then drew a grid with a chinagraph pen on it. Focusing was really difficult after that, but it only cost 1/9 (£0.09).

3 Chemicals – we used to mix all our own chemicals up from powders. We had a mixing area with shelves covered in brown bottles, like a chemist, and we used a really old, hand-written ‘recipe book’.

All the above was in black-and white, colour was sent to a lab. I saw that colour was coming and took a Kodak colour printing course then got a job at a colour lab.

I hope that this helps and is not too long, let me know if I can help in any other way.
 
IMHO you needed to post a story yourself.. this acts as a benchmark.. then people can think ...I ahve one like that.. Or mines better/funnier than that..

Just posting and not even adding one yourself will put people off.


Just IMHO why it hasnt worked :)


Could be a flood of stories this aft just to prove me wrong :)

I dont have any stories to tell otherwise i would, I dont understand how that would put people off, I loved reading the few that posted when i asked about sports photograohy in the film era and the photography in the 60's and thought I would love to read some modern day stories as well as stories from the 60's 70's 80's and 90's as it was before i even understood how a camera works and is very interesting to read.
For me i just think of as a child sending the films off to bonusprint and then reciving the prints and negs a week later via the postman, I loved hearing the stories of people that needed to get there negatives developed so they knocked on someones house went into their bathroom, ripped down their net curtain and put it over them so they could develop their negatives.

You must have a story to tell Tonywhether it be funny, interesting or something else.

OK, not that interesting but here goes.......

Got asked to get some pictures at a "Surprise Surprise" style family reunion (friends of friends) at a local pub.

The background was that one of the sets of relatives live out in Manila, they have a 4-5 year old child that the grandmother's never seen. The grandmother is in her 60s but not in very good health.

:lol: So glad i do motorsport, i hope that people will be more interested in talking about the vehicle rather than what their exploits. :gag:
 
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I dont have any stories to tell otherwise i would, I dont understand how that would put people off

neither do I .. its a possibility of why you didnt get any answers.. it needed the ball to start rolling and it has now so :)
 
I bought my first DSLR on a Saturday afternoon, that evening I read the manual and charged the batteries ready for hopefully good weather on the Sunday.

Sunday morning the weathers good so I searched the internet for some event or anything that will get me into London town....I find something and half an hour later by fast motorcycle im standing on the beach of the Thames near The Albert Bridge.

Thousands of people have turned out, but not many have climbed down the steel step ladders yet...The tides way out and I am in fact the only photographer standing at the waters edge with a whale being gently herded towards me.

whalecrowdsmall.jpg


Pretty good first day I think you'll agree. :D

The whole story as written originally and fifty more shots on my old non updated blog can be found here.

:thumbs:

Next story please.... :)
 
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This isn't funny haha but my father has always turned his nose up at my photography so I nearly choked on my coffee last week when my grandad asked what he'd done with his Leica
 
As a kid I couldn't draw for tuppence - totally crap at it - and it frustrated me as I was so into wildlife and I so wanted a 'picture' of a Robin to present to my mum as it was her favourite bird. After several truly awful drawings hit the bin I gave up

Around 12-13 years old I got back into the idea of 'pictures' due to the telly programmes of the time and I eventually came up with the idea that if I had a camera, I could take wildlife shots and finally present mum with a photo of a Robin :)

Eventually I got a camera - Zenit EM - the 'posh' one with a built-on meter, and I began snapping away

Amatuer Photographer mag mentioned a 200mm lens as an excellent starter lens for wildlife, so a year of pocket money was saved and I bought a Hoya 200mm lens - beaut it was

Later that year we had a Robin as a regular visitor to the garden so out came my camera & new lens. After a couple of attempts and hours of waiting I got my first Robin shots in the bag - I still remember the excitment as my prints came back, followed by the HUGE disappointment of the fact that the Robin was about 5mm high on a 6x4 print !!!

200mm my arse !!! :shake:

I then read about 'convertors' that doubled or trebled the focal length of a lens, so another year and I had both a 2x and 3x convertor :D

Robin finally returned and b****r me !!! To get anything like a half frame shot I had to fasten BOTH convertors together - making a 1,200 mm lens of about f30 - of course the shutter spped so was slow the images were all blurred, and the image quality was shocking too :'(

So, about 5 years after getting my first camera and excitedly trying to shoot a Robin for my mum - I gave up :'(:(:'(

24 years pass and I buy my first ditigal camera, a D100, as it takes my Nikon fit Tamron 70-300mm lens. The first proper outing on a winter's day I'm happily snapping away on a bridge with a hint of snow around, and as I turn around there, not 5ft away, is a male Robin sat watching me !!! :eek:

I slowly raise the camera and 10 secs later I have it !!! My Robin shot is finally in the bag and now hanging as an A4 print on mum's wall - pride of place above her settee :banana:

Just took me about 30 years in total to get it :lol:

Dave
 
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