You've probably heard it before but......

busterboy · 21 Mar 2007

I havent..:razz:

A man and a woman, who had never met before but were both married to

other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment

on an overnight sleeper-train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy

over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,

"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but could you reach into the

cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold up here."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f ***ing blanket!"

There was a stunned silence.

Then he farted.