Been there, done that …
That's a good oldie, in the version I remember, the first hunter phones the emergency service in a blind panic.Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'
The operator says: 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'
There is silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says 'Right, he's dead, now what?'
I've been there and done that when I've gone upstairs
Not a joke as such but very funny, imho,
Today I’m watching the F1 qualifying..... on come the adverts between sessions and the Numan advert comes on, you know, the erectile dysfunction one.
My 10 year old daughter is on the sofa with the laptop and she’s obviously heared the advert. She goes and I quote, “Dad, what’s erectile dysfunction?” ..... unquote.
I’m like.....like......like.... errmm
So I say the first thing that comes into my head, Fred Dibnah, chimney should cover it.
So I end up explaining how Victorian chimneys were built and how Fred Dibnah knocked them over, hence, erectile dysfunction.
Genius, if I say so myself.
What.........the letter was Emery paper.......Ooh, you are awful, but I like you.
Dave