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Do you remember that chiropractor joke I told?
It was about a week back...
It was about a week back...
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Ha ha ha ha - staying alive
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Ha ha ha ha - staying alive
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Insulate Britain are taking a break from protesting.
I just thought they were lagging a bit.
Should i get my coat now?
I just thought they were lagging a bit.
Should i get my coat now?
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Man shot 200 times with an upholstery gun !
Surgeons revealed he is now ' fully recovered '
Man shot 200 times with an upholstery gun !
Surgeons revealed he is now ' fully recovered '
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A middle-aged man and his wife sitting at home watching a bit of TV.
For it was a dreadful night, the worst storm either of them had ever experienced before, Thunder, lightning and rain like stair rods.
suddenly the doorbell rang, who the hell can be out on a night like this.
The man answered the door, there was a man absolutely drenched, wet from head to toe.
Yes said the man what can I do for you, I need a push to get me going. If you think I'm going out in this weather you will have to think again and promptly shut the door.
Who was that? asked his wife. Some idiot asking for a push to get him going, did you help him, I did not, in this weather are you joking. you didn't help said his wife,
don't you remember all the help you needed when you had that old rust bucket you called a car? Ah yes, I do remember it was very mean of me I will go and help him.
He put on a long trench coat, his wellies And went out to help. His torch could hardly see through the rain. Where have you gone he shouted, I'm here to help?
Oh, thank you a voice replied. I'm over here on the swing.
For it was a dreadful night, the worst storm either of them had ever experienced before, Thunder, lightning and rain like stair rods.
suddenly the doorbell rang, who the hell can be out on a night like this.
The man answered the door, there was a man absolutely drenched, wet from head to toe.
Yes said the man what can I do for you, I need a push to get me going. If you think I'm going out in this weather you will have to think again and promptly shut the door.
Who was that? asked his wife. Some idiot asking for a push to get him going, did you help him, I did not, in this weather are you joking. you didn't help said his wife,
don't you remember all the help you needed when you had that old rust bucket you called a car? Ah yes, I do remember it was very mean of me I will go and help him.
He put on a long trench coat, his wellies And went out to help. His torch could hardly see through the rain. Where have you gone he shouted, I'm here to help?
Oh, thank you a voice replied. I'm over here on the swing.
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Light a fire and keep a man warm for a day.
Set a man alight and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Set a man alight and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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