As I was sitting in the vet’s waiting room she came out of the surgery and said to the man next to me, “Well, Mr. Schrodinger, about your cat, I have good news and I have bad news …”.
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left.
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