The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Mag1cp2x]

If anyone is looking for a reason to get me banned, I like pineapple on my pizza …

 

[Marc]

If anyone is looking for a reason to get me banned, I like pineapple on my pizza …

You're so lucky I'm no longer a moderator!

 

[badlywornroy]

Apologies for the angry post.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[BubbaUK]

If anyone is looking for a reason to get me banned, I like pineapple on my pizza …

 

[Ricardodaforce]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cobra]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[the black fox]

A mortician I know ties dead peoples shoelaces together , when I asked him why he said

If there’s ever a zombie apocalypse it will be f*****g hilarious

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

As I was sitting in the vet’s waiting room she came out of the surgery and said to the man next to me, “Well, Mr. Schrodinger, about your cat, I have good news and I have bad news …”.

 

[Mountkeen]

The missus told me the cat had to be chipped...

I only had a nine iron but still got it over the shed

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[kennethwfd]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left.

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Xmas jokes in June?
I've banned people for less

Ho ho ho....