The Unofficial Monkey Thread??

Arctic Monkey ....... TAXI ...... :coat:

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ps, No Monkehs were harmed during the making of this picture ;)

Now THAT's what I call brass monkey conditions. :eek:

I'll get my coat as well.
 
Just to bump it back up here is a quick one I took in the Honda showroom today just before my lift showed up so no time for any more.
Quite impressed with the Canon 50mm1.4 I used for this.

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I know this joke had been done before in here, but thought I'd do my own version of it anyway. :D

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A monkey wrench. And yes, like the superstar that he's now become, he was complaining of it being heavy!

(Actually, I took the photo first, THEN I went over this thread to see if it had already been done!).
 
Monkeys rumored to have had some liposuction done.......

What do you reckon ?

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Leslie Ash eat your heart out! :D
 
Have been at home all day with the ol' lurgy. Rather than sit around feeling sorry for myself, I thought I'd have a bit of fun with my Nikon.

I call this "Monkeh and the Mirror".


Why, hello there handsome . . .

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Yeah, look at these arm muscles.

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Mmmm, this is most certainly my best side.

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. . . Hang on a minute, there's something not quite right about this mirror . . .

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Arrrgh! . . . it's my cousin . . . had me going there!

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(With thanks to Ruth "Toothie" for giving me the inspiration). (y)
 
Surfin t'interweb:

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Monkeh was happily playing quietly on the PS3

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When his twin brother Chimpeh, came and tried to steal the controller

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I tried to tell Chimpeh off but with a face like this he was soon forgiven

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(yes my Monkeh's have arrived lol)
 
Monkeh in mummy's ribbon box:

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Monkeh has sweet (and expensive) taste:

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Here’s a few shots of Monkeh’s continuing adventures in Europe:

Here’s Monkeh considering taking a dip:
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Perhaps Monkeh’s idea to drink straight from the barrel wasn’t a wise one:
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Monkeh wondering if the Real Basilica actually had a fake anywhere else:
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Monkeh propping up the bar:
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Monkeh wondering when the Christmas Markets of Cologne will actually serve members of the ape family:
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Monkeh wondering when the Germans will start producing chimp clocks:
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“How much PG could I fit in one of those?” thinks Monkeh:
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Monkeh polishing off a toffee nut latte and wondering if it would be acceptable to climb the lighty tree:
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#1 Monkeh stares unflinchingly into the jaws of death.

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#2 Monkeh finally concedes that his dreams of becoming a concert pianist will never be realised

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#3 ...and so, as the sun goes down. Monkeh relaxes with a glass of wine. If only he could reach it.

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Monkeh and I have just returned from a trip to Brussels. Here's some of the things he saw:

The Christmas lights in Grand Place:
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Monkeh rubbed the shiny brass lady. Now where can he buy a lottery ticket?
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Monkeh questions whether humans really are further up the evolutionary ladder than primates:
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Monkeh and his brother had been playing for hours, but he could just not find him .....


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We'll be all right as long as we stick together.

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Where'd he go.....what was that noise?????? :eek:

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Oi where are his pawprints?

Or did he jump from a tree? ;)
 
PMSL that's brilliant John :clap:

I'm guessing you're a cruel heartless man though :thumbsdown: I reckon you knew it was going to snow so you left poor monkeh out in the snow all night just so you could take that shot the next morning :nono:

Bad man! That's nearly as bad a when you left a bee in the fridge for too long! Still makes me giggle (sorry Betty :naughty:)

:D
 
Enjoying the view from Preston Tower.

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Then he realises how far down it is....

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Then he had a late night at Bamburgh Castle.

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I expect eBay prices to soar on these PG Chimps again, after this thread resurrection :(.

Thanks guys, I'll never afford one now :crying:.


;)
 
:LOL: Martin, you know what we forgot to do at the Bike Polo!
 
just seen this thread, cracking idea. i shot this a while ago now, but it fits.
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Mart.
 
I have got to get one of these!, Will give me something to shoot with my new camera :LOL:
 
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