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Jesus walks into a pub and orders 12 pints of water.
And after he had turned it into wine, the landlord charged him for 12 glasses of wine.
 
Only corkage!
 
Is it today he can't hold mini eggs?
 
I'm good at turning wine into something undrinkable (although I understand there are some who do consume it!)
 
I did a sponsored slim for lent.


I owe them all a tenner!
 
Crekkum faecum?
 
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NASA are facing criticism over their successful Artemis II mission after it was revealed that the cost of the 9 day voyage was approximately £4 billion.

Some experts have pointed out that for the same money they could have stayed at Center Parcs for two weeks instead!
 
That's a hanging offence!
 
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