A brand new thread to post your jokes & meme's. I'll start with an old "classic" a blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. after sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" the bar immediately goes silent. in a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says "before you tell that joke, i think its fair, giving that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. the bartender is a blonde girl. 2. the bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. i'm a 6 foot tall, 15 stone blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. the woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter. 5. the lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. now think about it seriously, mister. do you still wanna tell that joke?" the blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares "nah, not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times!"