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    A brand new thread to post your jokes & meme's.

    I'll start with an old "classic"

    a blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. after sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    the bar immediately goes silent. in a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says "before you tell that joke, i think its fair, giving that you are blind, that you should know five things:
    1. the bartender is a blonde girl.
    2. the bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. i'm a 6 foot tall, 15 stone blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. the woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
    5. the lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
    now think about it seriously, mister. do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    the blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares "nah, not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
     
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    2015 Donald Trump running for President? Don’t be ridiculous.

    2016 Trump will never win.

    2017 President Trump can’t do that, can he?

    2018 Are you watching the Hunger Games tonight? I hope my District wins!

    2019 Did you barricade all the windows? Don’t forget tonight is The Purge.
     
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    O.M.G what have i done !!!!!!! :cobra::runaway::runaway::runaway::runaway:
     
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    It was a worthy suggestion and as the other two threads were getting rather long anyway ...



    Awww thats sweet of you Jeff :)

    :D
     
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    Jeff loves the pink snake! Jeff loves the pink snake! :banana:
     
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    A rather nasty rumour :LOL:
     
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    Har har har :D
     
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    No matter how badly your Friday is going, bear in mind it's not your wedding night with Rupert Murdoch.
     
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    Don't encourage her ffs!

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    Cheers for that!...... I'll continue with my evening of The big bang theory thanks :p
     
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    A corset a full body stocking some viagra and a good book?
     
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    I'm not sure I want to know what you get up to in your free time!
     
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    And as per Hugh @Steep I'm sure that's pretty much what it would amount to a "bang theory" :D
     
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