3 things I've learnt during the last 7 days..........

1 - getting your missus up the duff means you have to prioritise

2 - getting your missus up the duff means you feel even more guilty about eyeing up a Nikon 12-24mm

3 - getting your missus up the duff is the greatest feeling in the world :)

4 - Hull City are on the road to relegation so I may have to turn my amber and black shirt into a Wolves one for the 09/10 season :)

Number 4................. Too right lol
 
1. Teenagers will NEVER update anti-virus defs.
2. Teenagers will ALWAYS ignore the little Windows Updates notification.
3. Teenagers WILL bleat and moan when they can't get on "mymsnface" because the stupid computer is riddled with viruses. (virii?)

LOL, just remove windows, problem solved, use ubuntu.

1) dont turn up late to work, when your boss is sat in your office when you arrive
2) icecream at 2am is awsome
3) dont get your hopes up for the brazilian lass that thinks your cute, when she speaks no english, and my italian is basic, and my portuguese is none existant.
 
1/ Don't buy Tescos bog paper unless you enjoy sticking your finger up your arse

2/ Keep the lead well out of the way when you use the hedgetrimmer

3/ Hay Fever doesn't go away when you get older
 
1) Having a son at University is not necessarily a good thing, especially if he decides to quit after 2 years :rules:

2) Having a son who decided to stay at University but start a new course should be considered a good thing :clap:

3) But maybe not if it means your hobby fund is now paying for his addition 2 years of education
:bang: (and I really wanted that 5D too)
 
1.) Canon Speedlite 430 and 580 do not like each other :bang:

2.) Photoshop and my Epson Printer do not like each other :thinking:

3.) Rose wine, Jack Daniels and Lager do not like each other when mixed :suspect:
 
1. Don't go into lovely flowery gardens in nice bright summer clothes, the bees love you.

2. That the national trust have an offer on under 25s membership, just £21.50. All I need to do is visit three places a year to get my money back!

3. Just because you took a long walk doesn't mean you can go home and eat two packet of crisps... woops.
 
2 - Lastolite have some crazy deals on sometimes (went to buy a silver brolly, shop said £52 and they had a translucent one in for £35 - but the offer was £48 for both !!! I bought both even though I may just throw the translucent one away and will still have saved money - nutty deal)

Where was this?
 
1. I shouldn't miss lectures in favour of a lie in.
2. When I do attend lectures I should pay attention and make notes I can understand at a later date.
3. It's best not to leave revision until the last minute.
 
3 more from the last week..........

1. Camlink CAS55 air cushioned Comfort Straps are ace....
2. Losing your tripod when you really need it sucks
3. 2 year old daughters, do not help in any way, when cleaning the inside of a DSLR :bat:
 
1 - getting your missus up the duff means you have to prioritise

2 - getting your missus up the duff means you feel even more guilty about eyeing up a Nikon 12-24mm

3 - getting your missus up the duff is the greatest feeling in the world :)

4 - Hull City are on the road to relegation so I may have to turn my amber and black shirt into a Wolves one for the 09/10 season :)

Cant / wont comment on forthcoming addition to the family, however as a Toon Fan your last point fills me with hope : ))))))
 
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