I think it reflects tremendously well on this forum that so many members are prepared to give this reviewer the benefit of the doubt. Whilst some of us jump straight in and call him a moron (that was me - my wife says I'll never win any medals for tact), several other people have been much more charitable and have refused to rush to such a harsh (and rude) judgement.
Maybe he's just a bit confused. Maybe he's struggling to articulate a difficult concept. Maybe he's referring to the Depth Of Field effects rather than saying that a full-frame camera actually makes lenses faster.
Personally, I think reading the review carefully helps one appreciate just how extraordinarily charitable these people are being. I just hope that next time I say something stupid - which probably isn't far away, knowing me - I say it here on Talk Photography where people are kind.