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One day Father Christmas woke up with a terrible cold but he knew he had to go to work as it was nearing Christmas and so many childrens toys to get ready. So he got up a bit late only to find it was too late for breakfast. Putting on his outdoor clothes ,ie boots- hat- coat he stepped outside straight into a deep snow drift and the snow went into his boots.
So off he went and pulled out his sleigh but found one of the reindeer was ill as well,so back went the sleigh into the shed.
Poor Santa then had to walk 5 miles to the toy factory only to find all the gnomes and elfs were on strike. That was it and annoyed he walked home only to find the front door locked as Mrs Santa had gone shopping. After a couple of hours getting colder and colder she came home and Santa at last managed to sit down in front of the fire with a drink beside him
Two minutes later the front doorbell rang and on getting up, being more annoyed than ever, he opened the door. At the front door was a fairy with a Christ,as tree under her arm. Santa rudely said " YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STICK THAT"
So dear members this is why you always find fairies rammed on the top of Chrismas trees.
So off he went and pulled out his sleigh but found one of the reindeer was ill as well,so back went the sleigh into the shed.
Poor Santa then had to walk 5 miles to the toy factory only to find all the gnomes and elfs were on strike. That was it and annoyed he walked home only to find the front door locked as Mrs Santa had gone shopping. After a couple of hours getting colder and colder she came home and Santa at last managed to sit down in front of the fire with a drink beside him
Two minutes later the front doorbell rang and on getting up, being more annoyed than ever, he opened the door. At the front door was a fairy with a Christ,as tree under her arm. Santa rudely said " YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STICK THAT"
So dear members this is why you always find fairies rammed on the top of Chrismas trees.