Another Friday funnie

[Hacker]

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. Plus, you're single. Just let it go."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering, "Dave, you’re a bloody vet".

 

[Catdaddy]

Ewwwwwwwww!!!

(Or should that be 'Ewe'???!)

 

[leoedin]

yuck

edit: I DONT GET IT

why does my signature only sometimes appear?

 

[CT]

Because... CLICKY

 

[InaGlo]

Ooh I love this one...
Im rubbish at remembering jokes but this is one of two that Ive managed to remember...oh & the other started with 'why do ballerinas where tights?'
Only dont ask me to tell you the punchline, or the reason it has been etched into my brain for nigh on 15 years!