EPIC FAIL!!!
They go past the car on the pavement, where if you'd read the thread properly, you'd already know there was plenty of room??!
Always amazes me how quickly people find fault in an otherwise nice gesture.....I thought I'd try and put a smile on a few peoples faces and maybe make one or two people laugh :shrug: by poking fun at myself and inviting others to do the same.....you know, share some happiness??!!
It must be incredible to go through life never breaking a rule, or a law like doing 41mph on a 40mph road, or buying alcohol when your 17 years 11 months and 25 days old, or running down a school corridor when your only supposed to walk, or borrowing a CD off a friend without seeking the copyright owners permission or god forbid you do something completely unforgivable like clip a blade of grass in a park with your shoe when there's a "No walking on the grass" sign near-by.....me being a manaic genocidal nazi rapist responsible for the death of millions of innocent jews who parks on a pavement for 5 minutes and blocks no-one from doing anything, I can only dream of living such a pure and innocent life.....
I must say, life gets tough for me sometimes, knowing I'll be going straight to hell.....I've even tried to balance the karma side things out a little by dedicating my professional career to safeguarding vunerable children for a crap wage, long hours and bugger all thanks from anyone, and doing voluntary things like spending 8 out of the last 9 xmas day mornings in homeless shelters holding back tears (of laughter obviously) for 4 hours at a time because what I see there in front of me sucks massive balls.....
Yet despite all this (and plenty more) good karma I try and give out to others as often as I can, because I'm a manaic genocidal nazi rapist, I'll go to straight to hell for parking my car in the wrong place, seems a little unfair, but I have to face up to the fact that I'm not perfect, and anyone short of being perfect, just doesn't deserve to live on this earth :shake:
Anyway, I'll bid you all goodbye....no sense in putting off the inevitable, I'm going out now to throw myself under a train.....I simply refuse to inflict my thoughtless and frankly shocking self on humanity any longer, it's been nice knowing you all.....
Nothing like sharing a smile eh?.....:thumbsdown: to you too!