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Finally got my internet connection sorted here in Hohne, so I should be back to insulting all your lousy Pet and Children Photos as soon as I've had time to read through all the posts I've missed.

Busy here, but it's like moving from a top Fleet Street Paper to the smallest provincial rag out there. Charity swimming comps, Charity Casino nights for the Pads' wives, you name a cr*p job, we do them here...
*sigh*

Ah well, at least I'm busy.
 
Ah welcome back Rob! I'm sure you'll find plently going on round these parts to insult :LOL: We've missed you sir!
 
Nice to hear from you again.
How do you like the beer down there?
 
Fabulous! They sell dark Krusovice (from Czech Rep) here as well. And the bar's shut at dawn!
We went out at midnight last saturday and came back to camp for breakfast. Very civilised.
Bergen, however is populated by a strange species of women known as Pad's Wives. Scary monsters with glittery, predatory eyes, waiting to trap the unsuspecting young squaddie and lure them back to the Married Patch, there to be beaten up by Hubbie when he comes home unexpectedly off Exercise on the Training Areas.
Very 1980's.
 
Good to hear you are still alive and well.

(y)
 
Consider your Bum well and truly Spanked, you naughty girl :naughty:

:)woot: haha, I can safely say that without fear of BF beating the crap out of me now I'm 7 hours drive away...:LOL: )
 
Hey Rob ... great to hear from you ... :D

Also good to know you are getting stuck into the BAOR habits already ... ;) ... enjoy and stay outta too much trouble oh Soft 'n Cuddly one ... :naughty:








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Good to see you back Rob. Hmmm...sounds like some real fun stuff they've got you covering! ;)
 
Nice to have you back sir! - Been quite quiet while you've been away - Look forward to some of your scathing wit again but watch who you upset as one of the SS might "do your legs" :naughty:
Paul aka Bobby D ;)
 
Is it just me or does his avatar look even more stern?

Maybe I just missed him. :shrug:........Looking forward to seeing his Charity Pad's Wives Casino nights shots.......:D
 
Does that mean you've already indulged in the off limits females and had your backside kicked?

welcome back Rob
 
Arkady said:
Bergen, however is populated by a strange species of women known as Pad's Wives. Scary monsters with glittery, predatory eyes, waiting to trap the unsuspecting young squaddie and lure them back to the Married Patch, there to be beaten up by Hubbie when he comes home unexpectedly off Exercise on the Training Areas.
Very 1980's.
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Hmmm.........Back in the mid 70's - early 80's when I was in the forces over there, The ladies on the married patch used to place packets of OMO washing powder in their windows to advertise to the unsuspecting young squaddie that hubby was away. :puke: NO, I never used OMO - Me, I'm a Daz sort of Girl. :naughty:

I certainly had some good times in Soltau, Hohne & Hannover back then. Visiting Belsen was something that will stay with me forever.

Anyway - to the point. Welcome back - I have missed your wit. :LOL:
 
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Is it just me or does his avatar look even more stern? :D
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Ha! Managed to find a better Ageing Paedophile and Hero of The Soviet Union Fanzine for my Politburo pix...



Staying well clear of the Pad's Wives, though was forced to go to Brigade HQ Bowling Nite in Celle on Monday. Team-Building and all that. I was the only singley there, so it was utter, utter crap. Couldn't even pretend to chat any of the lovlies up...

Very much like a wet monday nite in Skegness, to be honest, complete with freakish German birds in bleached spray-on jeans and Line-Dancing style cowboy shirts.
 
Very much like a wet monday nite in Skegness, to be honest, complete with freakish German birds in bleached spray-on jeans and Line-Dancing style cowboy shirts.
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I was in Germany for two years back in the 80's when I was a single R.A.F. man. Now I ain't too bad looking (at least not compared to some of the lardy geeks I worked with) but found the female scene rather depressing. In fact a night out in Skegness would have sounded appealing:shake:

On the plus side the sport was brilliant and learned to barefoot waterski amongst other achievements.

freakish German birds in bleached spray-on jeans and Line-Dancing style cowboy shirts
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Imagining the cut-off shirts and those armpits! :eek:
 
I forgot to mention they were all about 40 and had peroxide blonde hair in huge 50's stlye bouffants as well. Freakish...
 
Thank God for the tax-free BFG petrol coupons. Amsterdam's only a few hours away - as is Prague; Tallin; Paris; etc. Cheap return flights from Hannover to just about everywhere in Europe for about €40...
I'm not going to languish here on the North German Plain for much longer...
 
Pfft... I thought you were all gorgeous before I left...Some more than others, to be fair, but... since you're all spoken for, I thought it unseemly to remark upon it.

I'm monstously drunk right now, otherwise I'd have said nothing... Becks is sold in 660cl bottles - twice the amounts as UK bottles, help! garble, gurgle..
 
Rob, you're just a flatterer :LOL: I don't know, one big bottle of Becks and look at the state of you. Hangover? :p
 
Mother of 12 Bastids, that was a savage one! Feel like poo right now, but I stand by my earlier statement. Gorgeous.

One big bottle? Who said anything about just drinking one? I was going at the same rate as the small ones, that was the trouble. I must have drunk the equivalent of 12 regular Becks on an empty stomach - only had 3 cups of coffee and 2 slices of toast all day. Came off the ranges (photographing Javelin Anti-Tank missile live-firing demo) and straight to the bar.
Wobbled out of the bar to my room, logged on, turned round and spotted the bottle of 12-yr Balvennie calling to me...

It all went downhill, I can tell you...
 
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