Fatty and Skinny

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Who remembers fatty and skinny jokes from when there were little?

Fatty and skinny were in the bed
Fatty rolled over
now skinny is dead

ahhh man, funny.
 
You can't say that - the PC police will be here imminently!
 
I grew up in the un-pc era, I still tell jokes in the same style and it gets me into so much trouble. People really are hung up and find it hard to establish humour from reality.

Happy days :love:
 
phil8139 said:
I grew up in the un-pc era, I still tell jokes in the same style and it gets me into so much trouble. People really are hung up and find it hard to establish humour from reality.

Happy days :love:
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Tell me about it. There are too many people lacking a sense of humour
 
It doesn't help that I am still the same man I was 26 years ago when I met my future bride, and she is twice the woman she was back then, she must be swelling with pride ;)
 
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I'm about 4/5ths the man I once was.
 
Awesome! I was telling these to my little girl just a few days ago!!

Fatty and skinny were in a race. Fatted farted and blew skinny into space!

Fatty and skinny
Were in a deep hole, fatty set light to skinnys arseole. Skinny woke up with a terrible fright -
Fatty fatty me arseoles alight!!!!
 
Fatty and Skinny were in the bath
Fatty blew off and Skinny took off
 
Fatty and Skinny went to the loo,
Fatty had a wee and Skinny a poo.
 
Skinny said to Fatty,
"You're really such a slob,
Your stomach's such a floppy one,
It must obscure your nob.
 
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