There is only the "hard way"...
Take photos, grimace, take better photos, send them to the the magazines, weep at the rejection letter, talk to people you meet, post photos to relevant websites/discussion forums, do favours for friends, so they tell other people, send off more photos to magazines, take more photos, sell all your Canon gear and buy Nikon (or vice versa), get rejected by more magazines, but local paper runs your photo, do your friends cousins best mates sisters wedding, keep taking photos, sell photo you took of "insert celebrity name here" doing "insert name of drug/illicit activity here" to a red-top paper, sink back into obscurity for a while, etc etc...