Is that a joke? If so, I don't get it
Try this one then...
Fritz is in London on a work assignment. Later in the Dorchester he is feeling a bit lonely and randy, so he decides to find a lady of the night.
He pulls up next to Sharon in Kings Cross.
F: "Excuse me, how much for sex?"
S: "£10 for a hand job, £20 for oral, £30 for a tit ***** and £50 for full sex"
F: "I only have £30, but I would like a shag?"
S: "It's not enough love"
F: "What if I could guarantee you the best sex you have ever had?"
S: "They all say that love"
F: "My Word is my honour, you will have more orgasms than you have ever had"
S: "Yeah Yeah"
F: "If you aren't happy with it then I will give you my watch by way of compensation"
Sharon considered that as it was a quiet night and he was dishy she would let him try.
Back at the hotel:
F: "There are a couple of things that I need you to do"
S: "Like what? - they had better not be kinky?"
F: "Trust me, like I said, it will be the best sex ever"
Fritz get Sharon to go on all fours with a spring under each knee and a spring under each elbow.
S: "this is a little bit too much for me"
F: "Trust me, you wont be dissapointed"
As Sharon is bouncing around on all fours Fritz tells her to quack like a duck.
S: "No Way, I am not a freak ya know"
F: "What did I say? - Trust me, the best sex ever"
There is Sharon, bouncing away on all fours and quacking like a duck, Fritz takes her from behind.
Sharon can't believe what is happening to her, she has no control over her body. Orgasm after orgasm. They are at it for several hours until Sharon can't take any more.
Fritz pays her the £30 and asks her to leave.
S: "I am not going anywhere until you tell me what that was about"
F: "No, No, you wouldn't understand"
S: "Please I need to know so I can tell my boyfriend"
F: "Do you speak German?"
S: "a little"
F: "Well in Germany we call it the 'Vor sprung durch Technik'"