HAha, model rant...

[rgrebby]

So we booked a model to come down from London today, gave him all the details, google maps links, address, phone number everything to get him to our house in Ashford, Kent

He should be here at 11am, we get a call at 11;20 and he says he is outside the station but didnt print the directions to walk to the house. Its only a 5min walk so we pop down there and look for him....

Nothing, we call up, he is outside...yeah outside Ashford, Middlesex station...


We gotta laugh, right?

 

[neil_g]

 

[birdy961]

Fail:bang:

We once had a director of the company I used to work for ring me from the train station asking why I was not there to pick him up, he had flown in from the States. i explained i was at the train staion (Northampton) and could not understand why I could not find him, he then said.............

I missed that train so i caught one to the other station!!

Rather mystified I asked what other station?

He replied.............






Southampton

Ooooooops

 

[TinaC]

Fail:bang:

We once had a director of the company I used to work for ring me from the train station asking why I was not there to pick him up, he had flown in from the States. i explained i was at the train staion (Northampton) and could not understand why I could not find him, he then said.............

I missed that train so i caught one to the other station!!

Rather mystified I asked what other station?

He replied.............






Southampton

Ooooooops

ROTFL Coffee over keyboard moment!

 

[rgrebby]

Fail:bang:

We once had a director of the company I used to work for ring me from the train station asking why I was not there to pick him up, he had flown in from the States. i explained i was at the train staion (Northampton) and could not understand why I could not find him, he then said.............

I missed that train so i caught one to the other station!!

Rather mystified I asked what other station?

He replied.............






Southampton

Ooooooops

Lol, Americans have the view that our country is 10miles long.


I did a film where director passed out from taking anti depresents while on the shoot. I took over, finished super quick and we all went to the pub after leaving him there.
The next day he was appologising saying it will never happen again while totally off his head and hicupping. We had to ask him to leave as he kept on hicupping while we were shooting...

 

[birdy961]

Lol, Americans have the view that our country is 10miles long.


I did a film where director passed out from taking anti depresents while on the shoot. I took over, finished super quick and we all went to the pub after leaving him there.
The next day he was appologising saying it will never happen again while totally off his head and hicupping. We had to ask him to leave as he kept on hicupping while we were shooting...

They do indeed

London, England!!!

 

[Parklife]

I waited for an hour or more for the AA to turn out after telling them I was on the M1 when in actual fact was on A1(M), I wasn't to know

 

[Mike_J_Smith]

Americans think that Europe is 10 miles across. We once had the PA for an American director call us adamant that we should book a taxi from our office in Milan to our manufacturing plant in Sligo. I still think we should have just booked it for him!