I'd be in prison for this

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whiteflyer

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Got my email form Mr Kite music benefits website, and a new group from the USA doing a local gig.

Just look at the name, if I'd said that in public all hell would break out with the PC brigade :)

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I really can't see a problem.
I can see the "PC Brigade" (as you put it) getting in a tangle, but most of them want locking up for their own good anyway. I don't get all upset if someone makes a joke about Northerners... well not if it's funny :)
 
I bet they put this ad in the paper :D

http://dontevenreply.com/

Original ad:
WANTED - Microwave
I am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLY


From Me to *********@************.org:

I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for $30. I am aware that your ad said whites only, but I am an African American. I sincerly hope that this won't be a problem for you, and we can put race issues aside and just do business.

Thank you,
Jamal

From Amy ****** to Me:

I am so sorry that you misread my ad. I meant the microwave should be white, because it would match my kitchen.

Amy

From Me to Amy ******:

Oh, so because I am black, you think that I can't read? It really is amazing that the world we live in is still so racist. I'm sorry, but your insults have left me feeling sick. I don't think I can sell my microwave to a bigot.

Sincerely offended,
Jamal

From Amy ****** to Me:

I wasn't suggesting that you couldn't read. I'm not racist. If you read my whole email you would see that the ad was looking for a white microwave, not a white person. I changed the ad to avoid any confusion.

Amy

From Me to Amy ******:

So now you think that because I am black, I am too lazy to read your whole e-mails. Your racism is overwhelming. You will never get my microwave from me. I will, however, sell you a burning cross for your next klan meeting. Does $20 for the cross sound fair?

From Amy ****** to Me:

I can't write anything without you being offended! I give up!

From Me to Amy ******:

So you don't want the microwave?
 
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an oldie but a goodie
 
whiteflyer said:
Got my email form Mr Kite music benefits website, and a new group from the USA doing a local gig.

Just look at the name, if I'd said that in public all hell would break out with the PC brigade :)

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That's like saying the PC Brigade, whatever that is, would find this offensive.

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OMG look, it's a little geeky looking white kid holding white chocolate bars! RACISMS!!!11!!1!
 
Gary said:
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an oldie but a goodie
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Stonkin! Sprayed the screen when we got to "AGENTS" !

Thanks for that laugh....!
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