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A Miner in cape town is badly injured in a mining type accident. He wakes 2 days later in the hospital and looks down to see his right leg has been amputated at the thigh. Distraught he wails....... 'My life is over, I'm 25, I'm ruined! Who's going to want to marry a one legged south-african gold digger?'

At that point, the phone in his room rings, he reaches over and lifts the receiver to his ear........


'Hello, It's Sir Paul McCartney here...............'
 
lol, there is a leg shaving joke knocking around somewhere too...cant remember it off hand though...
 
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