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A man gets into a lift

and stands next to this beautiful woman

after a moment or two

he says "can I smell your knickers"

"No you cannot" she answers

"Oh!" he says "it must be your feet then"

(y) or :thumbsdown:
 
lol i liked it :D real blackpool humor lmao
 
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Thanx Ashers so its a (y)
cheers Rich Eason so its that good eh so I take it its a :thumbsdown: mabe a :woot: :D
 
What do you call a man with a P.A. on his head?.....Mike.

What do you call a man with three wooden heads...Edward Woodward.

What do you call a man with a casserole on his head?...Stew.

What do you call a man who is terse?...Frank

What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced on her head, one on her elbow and one on her knee?...Beertrix.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?...Sistermatic

Oh I give up....someone pass me my coat....which ways the fire exit?:bat:
 
They are both as bad... no much worse than mine :thumbsdown:
 
what do you call a man with a number plate on his head ? Reg


now Im as bad as you lot
 
A woman complains to her boss that one of her colleagues, Dave, keeps sniffing her hair in the elevator, and says if it doesn't stop she'll sue big time for sexual harassment.
The boss asks why she thinks she'll get a lot of money, its not exactly massively invasive sniffing hair.
She replies "Dave's a dwarf"
 
nutter426 said:
A woman complains to her boss that one of her colleagues, Dave, keeps sniffing her hair in the elevator, and says if it doesn't stop she'll sue big time for sexual harassment.
The boss asks why she thinks she'll get a lot of money, its not exactly massively invasive sniffing hair.
She replies "Dave's a dwarf"
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(y)(y)(y):LOL:
 
what goes ha ha ha ha ha ha ha boink

a man

laughing his head off (y) :thumbsdown:
 
Credit where credit's due that did make me smile....(y) (Only 'cos there is no Maybe thumb!)

what do ya call a soul singer with a biscuit on his head...Lionel Richtea

What do you call a woman standing between 2 goal posts?...Annette

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?...Warren
 
rich you get a (y)

but God cannot :help: you naneredstripe hes busy :LOL:
 
Ok I'll play
Who's there?
 
Which Doctor ? :p
 
gibbo said:
what goes ha ha ha ha ha ha ha boink

a man

laughing his head off (y) :thumbsdown:
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What goes Whaaaaaa sob Whaaaaa sob bonk bonk ?


A man crying his eyes out
 
Oh yeah, got it :D it took me awhile with the "****" 's though

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder the barman say's "where did you get that thing?"
The parrot says " it started as a boil and just grew from there"
 
A millionare butcher died, he didnt even leave his son a sausage in his will
 
This is a really bad joke thread :wacky::LOL:

Went to see a friends new baby today, she asked if I wanted to wind him....bloody hell that's a bit harsh, I thought, so i just gave him a dead leg instead.
 
WanderingMind said:
This is a really bad joke thread :wacky::LOL:

Went to see a friends new baby today, she asked if I wanted to wind him....bloody hell that's a bit harsh, I thought, so i just gave him a dead leg instead.
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:LOL:
Yep Ithink it should be re-titled "the really bad joke thread

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
 
Ah, if its really bad jokes :LOL:

How do you hide an elephant in custard?
Paint his feet yellow and out him upside down in the bowl!
 
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