Journalism at its finest

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Journalism at its finest

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004:


Crack Found on Governor's Daughter


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


Miners Refuse to Work after Death


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant


War Dims Hope for Peace


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures


(London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges


Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


LocalHigh School Dropouts Cut in Half


Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors


And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


 

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Priceless :D :clap: :laugh1:
 
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ROFL:laugh1:
 
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Excellent.
Though surely the best headline in a long time was the classic, "Elton takes David up the aisle" - from one of the tabloids. Very clever, I thought.:clap:
 
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Nice one!

I actually saw the following on the BBC website yesterday, but they've changed it now...

"Epilepsy Doctor Fit To Work"
 
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