MALE OR FEMALE?

I am all that is man :p

I CAN read a map ;)
I CAN start a fire ;)
I DON'T take longer than 20 mins to get ready for a night out :p
 
InaGlo said:
I CAN multi task ;)
I KNOW where the vac lives ;)
I KNOW what plastic was invented for ... obviously female!!!! :D
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But CAN you take out the refuse bags and do you know how to fit a plug??

:LOL: :boxer: :D
 
A boy in a mans body!
 
InaGlo said:
Rofl!!!
...I have a 'wheelie bin' and all my appliances come prefitted.
Im sure I have use for a man ... just havent thought what use that is yet! :LOL:
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Ask Janice!!

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 
My ex used to multi task, she could do anything and talk at the same time:D
 
Anton Roland said:
Ask Janice!!

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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I wire all the plugs in our house, I wire up the tv/dvd/satellite all round the house so we have it in every room plus on the pc's too.

I do the garbage.

I Do 100% of the housework, and cooking and gardening.

And no............men arent very useful at all! :D :LOL:

Apart from whining about how much they do round the house!! :D
 
I hope your not getting strappy Janice.

Damn where is that spellchecker.
 
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Yep.. Still a bloke..:D
 
All of us are male on Whicker Island...it can be dull at times!
 
ok, now i'm confused. . . . .

I CAN multi task ;)
I KNOW where the vac lives ;)
I KNOW what plastic was invented for ... obviously female!!!! :D
I CAN read a map
I CAN start a fire
I DON'T take longer than 20 mins to get ready for a night out , male???

I CAN take out the refuse bags and know how to fit a plug, wash up, hoover, sew and a good cook!

and know FAR too much about cars for a girl. . . .

what am i? . . . . :D
 
Waterworx said:
Hubba Hubba :D your a good cook, me likey (y)

:LOL:
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they say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his stomach, I thought they were joking!!!! :LOL:

ps: you better speak to Joe T!!! :D
 
Ladybird said:
they say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his stomach, I thought they were joking!!!! :LOL:

ps: you better speak to Joe T!!! :D
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Hmmm me see a joke about T-bones there but I will leave it for someone else! ;) :D :LOL:
 
In my next life I select to be a man...selective hearing, selective memory, selective job sharing, tv programme selector - the benefits are endless. ;)
 
Nova said:
In my next life I select to be a man...selective hearing, selective memory, selective job sharing, tv programme selector - the benefits are endless. ;)
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But there are the down sides ..... Like having to listen to women tell us about our selective hearing, selective memory, selective job sharing & tv programme selecting all the time :LOL:


:canon:
 
Woman here.... despite the CJ moniker, which I suppose puts me squarely in the group of those who made you ask the question in the first place. ;)

- CJ
 
Big Hairy Male :bonk:
 
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