Never Work With Children or Chickens.

[The23rdman]

I spent an hour today lying in chicken crap trying vainly to orchestrate a load of chickens to huddle creatively...whilst spurning the amorous advances of a horny lady doberman. The things we do for our art!

 

[Ste Manns]

The results of which I HAVE to see

 

[Nod]

Could have been much worse - the doberman could have been male...

 

[The23rdman]

The results of which I HAVE to see

I'm not that impressed with any of them, tbh, but I'll get some up.

Could have been much worse - the doberman could have been male...

True!

 

[desantnik]

Did you chicken out in the end?

 

[Crofts]

I had to take some pics of a kid holding a chicken recently, which I guess was the worst of both worlds. The kid was fine, but the chicken didn't want to cooperate at all, and even refused to sign the model release form. :rules:

 

[The23rdman]

Chickens are notoriously poor signers.

 

[Flash In The Pan]

Did you chicken out in the end?

Eggsactly what I was wondering

 

[strobemonkey]

lets see some chicken then

 

[desantnik]

Eggsactly what I was wondering

Yes, he probably got in a flap and gave up... I bet looking back afterwards he felt a right cock