new garage door in action

This is rapidly becoming the hot thread on TP

Edit: Scratch that, its some way to go before it beats the Horse selfie thread
 
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have to say I loves ya all for the comments. Makes one feel posting a video is worth while even if it is something a bit different. I could do another tomorrow of the other door doing the same thing now you are all excited with this one going up and down :banana::runaway::thinking::LOL:. weather permitting of course

If that floats your boats I may even video both of them at the same time , now that should really be worth watching.

Of course I do realise that this is such a rare event, being able to capture it on video was a lucky encounter
 
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You could perhaps. Make them dance and then set them to music.
Try Prokofiev's Montagues and Capulets.

Go on.....I dare you:jawdrop:
 
You could perhaps. Make them dance and then set them to music.
Try Prokofiev's Montagues and Capulets.

Go on.....I dare you:jawdrop:

Sorry don't do dares but for a very substantial fee Say around £5000 per door I will give it a go. Would you want it with the full orchestral or just the piano version? :confused:
 
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have to say I loves ya all for the comments. Makes one feel posting a video is worth while even if it is something a bit different. I could do another tomorrow of the other door doing the same thing now you are all excited with this one going up and down :banana::runaway::thinking::LOL:. weather permitting of course

If that floats your boats I may even video both of them at the same time , now that should really be worth watching.

Of course I do realise that this is such a rare event, being able to capture it on video was a lucky encounter

Thanks but really there is no need to trouble yourself
 
Sorry don't do dares but for a very substantial fee Say around £5000 per door I will give it a go
I think that you would easily raise that amount through Crowdfunding. I'm more than happy to match other amounts. (I'll decide which particular amounts I'll match!)
 
OK. then there are the added expenses of transporting a whole orchestra -their wages- insurance -police crowd control- road closures - council license-food wagon and toilet facilities to pay for. Shall we start at a figure of £1m and go from there?
I don't do cheap ;)
 
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I don't even have a garage... So it's like hot porn for me!
Best reinstate the nsfw tag.


In that case i will refrain from doing both, after all we have to watch our blood pressure and too much porn in all honesty is not good for you:whistle:. It can affect the mind in so many ways.
 
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Yeah. I'm quite happy to subscribe £1m to the cause.
There's no need for an orchestra; Herbert von Karajan is busy this weekend. I can hire you a CD with the appropriate track on it. Reasonable hire charges; just £1m per day. Let me know when you need it.
 
Yeah. I'm quite happy to subscribe £1m to the cause.
There's no need for an orchestra; Herbert von Karajan is busy this weekend. I can hire you a CD with the appropriate track on it. Reasonable hire charges; just £1m per day. Let me know when you need it.

So sorry but will have to call it off. One of our members (post 47) will possibly get over excited and we all know where that can lead to , in hospital with a tent holding the bed covers off an important part of the male anatomy.

So the original video will have to do. Sorry about that
 
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Fully understand. That could cause problems.
I've heard that they are having trouble finding a tent big enough. The authorities are scouring Gloucester as we speak.
 
If that floats your boats I may even video both of them at the same time , now that should really be worth watching.

Of course I do realise that this is such a rare event, being able to capture it on video was a lucky encounter
Synchronised door opening and closing?
Wow! Could become an Olympic event
 
Fully understand. That could cause problems.
I've heard that they are having trouble finding a tent big enough. The authorities are scouring Gloucester as we speak.

if another member was the same would that be " two in tents" to imagine
 
Anyone know of any online garage plans as I need to get one built.

No worries on the door, I have that sorted :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
 
One should not be looking anyway while at work, that in fact is stealing time paid for by the employer legally speaking, and a good reason for an employer to dismiss the employer for doing it. Staff in some companies have already been sacked for texting in firms time,same thing
This is not necessarily true. Many firms allow private use of the internet during lunch or other breaks, though their IT policies say that certain things should not be viewed - hence NSFW. Best to know the facts before making generalised observations.
 
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This is not necessarily true. Many firms allow private use of the internet during lunch or other breaks, though their IT policies say that certain things should not be viewed - hence NSFW. Best to know the facts before making generalised observations.
But when you steal time.... Where do you put it during the getaway....
 
This is not necessarily true. Many firms allow private use of the internet during lunch or other breaks, though their IT policies say that certain things should not be viewed - hence NSFW. Best to know the facts before making generalised observations.

Boring.
 
Because this is a lighthearted chat and he starts on with political correctness.
If you use the firm's Internet for personal purposes then you must accept the consequences.
It's always somebody else's fault if you look at what some blinkered folk call inappropriate material.
Don't put you self in that position and you won't get caught out. NSFW is merely to protect those who are doing what they shouldn't. But of course in this day of "my rights" no one has to accept that what they do may be wrong.
 
This thread should be in OOF so that the chattering classes can fill their boots with their sanctimonious self righteousness.
 
Because this is a lighthearted chat and he starts on with political correctness.
If you use the firm's Internet for personal purposes then you must accept the consequences.
It's always somebody else's fault if you look at what some blinkered folk call inappropriate material.
Don't put you self in that position and you won't get caught out. NSFW is merely to protect those who are doing what they shouldn't. But of course in this day of "my rights" no one has to accept that what they do may be wrong.
Now who's being boring? :p
To be fair, the response was to the OP's statement which was more about political correctness.
If your employer allows you to use the Internet at work, and you're on TP, then the NSFW serves its purpose.
 
What nut job keeps a car in a garage.
Real men turn them into a cave.

Real men can't get into their garage.
It's just a giant version of a man drawer for me :)
 
Its Sunday today, children. Now which garage door are we going to see open today?

The left one...

The right one....

Both of them.....

or neither.......

What do you think?........

;)
 
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