Hopefully out the window, but I guess you weren't that lucky?dropped the mobile phone that he was using
Police also use vans disguised as builders vans etc as "unmarked" police vehicles.One of those "flat" blue coloured transit vans, with the red and yellow warning strips across the back doors, parked on the grass verge, with other cars, outside a line of houses.
You know the type the very thing that a builder / tradesman would use
Except this one had an extra, the speed camera option!
Now tell me they are "safety" cameras!
Yes I know the arguments, and no I wasn't speeding.
Now there's a surprise, NOT!Police also use vans disguised as builders vans etc as "unmarked" police vehicles.
I shouldn't, butIf there's no-one working late there, it'll be tomorrow before they get their cars back.
Driving down a local road, parked car to my right,
suddenly a learner ( proper school car) swings out from behind it.
The look on the instructor'ess ( is that a word?) face was priceless as she looked up, I can only assume from her phone,
to see a white van inches from the bonnet of her car ...
Just had a steady procession of parents (from the nearby school) turn up at the office door.
It seems they were attending a function, and took advantage of the unit next door's car park to do so.
Unfortunately, the unit next door finished at 17:30, and the staff went home, locking their car park barrier behind them.
If there's no-one working late there, it'll be tomorrow before they get their cars back.
I only assumed that she was looking at a phone, she may have been nodding off, of course, or doing the times crosswordInstructor breaking the law right there.
Me tooOh how I hope no one is working late.
So Milton Keynes-on-mud
is not quite the sleepy little fishing village people take it for
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Florescent Orange will make a change from the florescent yellow I wear at work I supposeRozzers finally caught up with you?
Florescent Orange will make a change from the florescent yellow I wear at work I suppose
Will I have to send back the Yacht and Ferrari do you think?
Phew sortedOnly if they're not registered through your shell corporation
Why don't wing mirrors frost up
Mine have little heaters, linked to the rear demister circuit. Could your car have that?Why don't wing mirrors frost up
Mine have little heaters, linked to the rear demister circuit. Could your car have that?
it would have dumped on the usually empty side but that's where the councillors have their expensive houses...
DoubleThey moved the stop where the bus used to wait from outside the posh houses to down in the cheap seats as well.
Good day.
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