OMFG i just won $1m

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YOU HAVE WON! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
CONTACT MR. MARCO VAN GAAL. .
FROM: EUROMILLIONLOTTO INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

Dear Winner,
Following official publication of results of the Email
electronic on line Sweepstakes organized by the
Euromillionlotto corporation, the Slide circular award and the
Heineken prizes in conjunction with the foundation for
the promotion of software products, (F.P.S.), held on
the 6th of April 2007, in Brussels Belgium, wherein your
electrononic email address
emerged as one of the online winning emails in the 1st
category and therefore attracted a cash award of
1,000,000 Dollars (One million Dollarsonly),
We write to officially notify you of this award and to
advise you to contact the processing office
immediately upon receipt of this message for more
information concerning the verification processing and
eventual payment of the above prize to you.
It is important to note you that your award
information was released today with the following
particulars attached to it.

(I) Reference Number:TL/0534/30/06
(ii) Ticket Number: TL754/22/76
(iii)Batch Number: 75/011/INL
(iv)Lucky Number: 2-20-29-41-49
(v)Award: Number:TL 22/15409

Please contact the claim agents within 5 working days
to facilitate the release of your prize, You are
required to mention the above particulars of your
award in every correspondence addressed to the
processing agents.

CONTACT NAME: MR.MARCO VAN GAAL.
CITY/ COUNTRY: BRUSSELS, BELGIUM.
TEL: 0032-485-508-655 or 01132-485-508-655
EMAIL: eumillions@aim.com

The Grouplotto Awards is sponsored by a consortium of
software promotion companies.The Intel Group,Toshiba,
Dell Computers, Microsoft and other international
companies.
The Grouplotto internet draw is held periodically and
is so organized to encourage the use of the internet
and promote computer literacy worldwide.
We are proud to say that over 20 Million Dollars are
won annually in more than 150 countries
worldwide.Rememer, all winning must be claimed not
later than 27th of April, 2007.
Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, remember to quote your reference number
and batch number in all correspondence.
Once again on behalf of all our staff,
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Sincerely,
Mrs. Deborah Pearce.
Promotions Coordinator
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If this isnt a scam I'd remove the details from the above..
 
LOL, i won 2 merc convertibles from the same company, not one got delivered as promised, not sure why.
 
I got an email like that a few months ago. In the bin it went

Love how companys giving money away have their email address at AOL.com
 
Nice touch EUROmillions paying out in Dollars :)
 
Nigerians doing an honest days work again I see.
 
:LOL: Scammier than Scammy McScammerson from Scammy Street in Scamtown.
 
Indeed, you dont want to pass up on this opportunity. :nuts:
 
Actually would you mind lending me about 200,000 of thast $1m. I have a sure thing on the go with Dr Abumbada Hurtiwedgie from Lagos, he says he has access to......actually I've said too much already. Best keep quiet.
 
Marcel said:
I have a sure thing on the go with Dr Abumbada Hurtiwedgie from Lagos
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That's amazing! That's the same bloke that is going to deposit $25,000,000 in my bank account, for which I just have to email him my account no and sort code, for me to hold for him till he returns from Nigeria, then I can keep a 10% handling charge as a goodwill gesture :D What a thoroughly nice chap he is! (y)
 
It's that same sort of e-mail that gave me my enormous willie. Pretty incredible results, considering I'm a girl.
 
cjnicolai said:
It's that same sort of e-mail that gave me my enormous willie. Pretty incredible results, considering I'm a girl.
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That is just so ripe for dodgy quotes & double-entendres :nono:


*waits for Janice ;)
 
cjnicolai said:
It's that same sort of e-mail that gave me my enormous willie. Pretty incredible results, considering I'm a girl.
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I must get one of those every other day (an email that is, rather than a large willie :LOL:). Sometimes feel like replying and saying 'yes, that would be fantastic, thanks - does it have a nice man attached to the end of it?' :LOL: :LOL:
 
minimeeze said:
Sometimes feel like replying and saying 'yes, that would be fantastic, thanks - does it have a nice man attached to the end of it?' :LOL: :LOL:
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Might consider specifying which end of it you'd like the man attached to, to avoid an awkward situation.

- CJ
 
Scammers!!! Reminds me:

I'm not usually one to post warnings about potential scams etc, but I had a near miss today.

I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in an orange apron asked me if I wanted decking.

Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.


Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
 
Ooh that's an old one :LOL:

brummie - can I have a share of your $1m, then I could get my divorce today, please? :D ;)
 
Juckle said:
Ooh that's an old one :LOL:

brummie - can I have a share of your $1m, then I could get my divorce today, please? :D ;)
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yeah no worries. I submitted my claim and now just waiting for them to credit my account.
 
I get so many e-mails saying could i deposit $25,000,000 into my account for a few days and i will recieve 10% of the sum for my time lol
 
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