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Looks like one lion(ess) felt a right arse!!!
 
I suspect that the lion was just offering up its paw to have a thorn pulled out,
And the Christian just misinterpreted its intentions?
 
Still can't access the site.

Is there a point at which it can be shown that apparent religious zeal is in fact a mental illness.

Just to be clear, I am not referring to genuinely devout believers but those at the edge, so to speak.
 
Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
By The Southern Daily South Africa -

March 7, 2016

A Zion Christian Church prophet who was filled with the Holy Spirit recently ‘challenged’ a lion to do battle in the Kruger National Park.


File Pic: Prophet initially charged towards the lions, but they called his bluff and charged back
Prophet Alec Ndiwane who is based in the Pretoria Soshanguve was with fellow church members in the Kruger National Park where they were watching animals.It is believed the prophet went into a trance and started to speak in tongues. Ahead of them was a lion pride busy eating their impala.

Alec must have thought he was the biblical Samson as the prophet opened the car door and went charging towards the lions. Upon seeing the man running towards them, the lions could not believed that manna was coming straight from heaven and instead ran towards the prophet.

Alec must have then come to his senses as he quickly realised this was not going to end well and made an immediate turn and ran back to safety. But before he could safely reach the confines of the car, one lion had snapped its paws on him thus causing major damage to his toilet sitting tool. Also thanks to the game ranger who was near who fired some shots with his gun to scare the lion away.

So severe was the lion paw injury that Alec had to be rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. The man was fearing he would lose his bum but the doctor’s assured him he would still have his left bum intact.

“I do not know what came over me’, Alec confessed, ‘I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals. Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth’, Alec added.


Alec was eventually stitched up and discharged after spending the night in hospital.
 
I think the deaity who stitched him up was the one who suggested he go attack some lions.
 
Oh dear....

I may have got jumpy if some idiot came running at me while I was 'snacking' on fresh Impala too. Not the cheapest joint in Waitrose these days. One of my gathered femmes in my pride would have gone for him too! After a day battling the hunt in Waitrose then waiting while I have my fill first, can leave them a bit 'crabby' too. A low sugar moment and the presence of a nutter in the locale is not a good dynamic.

I am sure a modified toilet seat will be made available for the Prophet Halfanarse......

Poor genetics and religious zeal is a perfect illustration of why brothers and sisters should not mate......
 
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Hugh Jarse said:
Oh dear....

I may have got jumpy if some idiot came running at me while I was 'snacking' on fresh Impala too. Not the cheapest joint in Waitrose these days. One of my gathered femmes in my pride would have gone for him too! After a day battling the hunt in Waitrose then waiting while I have my fill first, can leave them a bit 'crabby' too. A low sugar moment and the presence of a nutter in the locale is not a good dynamic.

I am sure a modified toilet seat will be made available for the Prophet Halfanarse......

Poor genetics and religious zeal is a perfect illustration of why brothers and sisters should not mate......
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Cobra said:
No relation I take it? :D
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Hugh Jarse said:
Noooo bit of a 'snake' genetic line on that one... :p
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Reminded me of the Schitt family, who I have posted about HERE
 
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Keith W said:
Reminded me of the Schitt family, who I have posted about HERE
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Ahhh yes - I remember that post of yours. It raised some thoughts that the Schitt you wrote of had an Australian off shoot but that may be influenced by the Oz need for nicknames to separate all the family members called (for example) Shane. Eg Wazzzzaaa Schitt. Another could be if a family member opens a 'Bottle shop' (a liquor store) which is often shortened to 'Bottle-O' thereby becoming the "Bottle O'Schitt"..... The Schitt dynasty seems endless.......
 
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Of course this fellow is not only deluded but is and was working alone:tumbleweed: well, other than the Lion family he interrupted at chow time.
 
At least it was a decent challenge, better than arming himself and butchering unarmed civilians in the name of a religion.
 
Him running towards the pride... "Abadabaflibwib!"
Him running back... "FFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..........................................................."
 
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