One for the men:

[foodpoison]

You need a poo, a shower, and a shave.
Your shower is in the same bathroom as your toilet and your sink.

What order and why?

 

[awp]

what a strange question. Why on earth would you want to know?

 

[Merovingian]

Lets hope it is a 'want', and not a 'need' to know!

 

[foodpoison]

Haha, it's something that me and my mates have endless arguments about.

The way I see it, you want to have a shave first, then in the shower you can wipe off any excess shaving foam a lot easier, and also it softens up any cuts you may have given yourself and they don't bleed or hurt as much, and then you have your poo (obviously it's a sh** to tie in with the alliteration but that's not allowed here ). You have your poo last because otherwise it will make the bathroom smell for your shave and your shower.

 

[onikami]

what a **** thread

 

[foodpoison]

You clearly aren't men if you haven't ever had this discussion.

This is serious business!

 

[Dangermouse]

1 SHAVE 2 SHOWER and last a POO because if its a stinker I can get out of there

 

[foodpoison]

1 SHAVE 2 SHOWER and last a POO because if its a stinker I can get out of there

This is a man who understands the important questions in life.

 

[hashcake]

1 poo - (so I don't have a days worth of klingons)
2 shave
3 shower

 

[Jimmy_Lemon]

****, Shower, Shave - simple

(**** is poo fyi - wanted the alliteration)

 

[foodpoison]

****, Shower, Shave - simple

(**** is poo fyi - wanted the alliteration)

Gross. Steamy poo room?

 

[ChrisMClark]

All three at once...with careful aim it is achievable...and a real time saver.

 

[foodpoison]

I bet some force is required for the **** though?

 

[Rozzy]

poo first, then shower, an lastly shave, as the shower softens up the hair and dead skin comes off easily as well.

 

[ChrisMClark]

I bet some force is required for the **** though?

If you neck a half-liter of diet coke and a whole roll of mentoes the ensuing pressure is more than anough to achieve quite considerable distance. Eye protection is recommended though.

 

[heidfirst]

****, Shower, Shave - simple

(**** is poo fyi - wanted the alliteration)

+1

a) if you need a poo the others can wait, it can't ...
b) legally you have to have ventilation in the bathroom plus a squirt of air freshener would help
c) shower serves as a bidet to ensure cleanliness after & shower gel/shampoo fragrance again counters nasty niff
d) hot shower softens bristles making shave easier - in fact why don't you shave in the shower? ...

 

[Jimmy_Lemon]

Plus it gives chance for the shower to warm up while you have a **** - also nothing worse than having a **** if the back of your legs are still slightly damp, makes the toilet seat like and ice rink!

 

[awp]

All three at once...with careful aim it is achievable...and a real time saver.

just about fell of my seat laughing!

 

[inaneredstripe]

poop, then shower. clean butt. then shave, cos a hot shower makes the shave closer.
of course, if you were a real sicko, you could do all three at once.

 

[wisemen]

All three at once...with careful aim it is achievable...and a real time saver.

Wow, multitasking........

 

[JBuk]

same order as the question

 

[Marc]

Actually it's different if you shave with an electric shaver as he skin needs to be dry, so the shave should have to be before the shower. I can't even believe were having this conversation!

 

[Arkady]

Shi'ite, shower, shave...
Like most men (I suspect) I find the smell of my own farts strangely comforting, plus I have an extractor-fan powered by a supercharged Daimler-Benz DB601 aero-engine from a Messerschmitt Bf110-E...

 

[Merovingian]

just about fell of my seat laughing!

Agreed; 'tis the funniest thing I've read on here for mucho ages!

 

[JDP]

Shower, shave in shower, poo in shower don't clean it out & blame it on the cat/dog.... Simple

 

[who?]

What exactly are you shaving?

 

[Legacy]

poo first, then shower, an lastly shave, as the shower softens up the hair and dead skin comes off easily as well.

+1

 

[steve.82]

in fact why don't you shave in the shower? ...

I do sometimes! Before even drying off. Wait till you're a bit older lad (to the OP) and you've got hairs on your chest and proper bristles.

So another one for:

Poo
Shower
Shave

 

[coalfire]

Use one of these and you can do all three at once

 

[heidfirst]

Actually it's different if you shave with an electric shaver as he skin needs to be dry, so the shave should have to be before the shower. I can't even believe were having this conversation!

OK, in that case you are allowed to shave whilst on the pan

 

[Dangermouse]

Plus it gives chance for the shower to warm up while you have a **** - also nothing worse than having a **** if the back of your legs are still slightly damp, makes the toilet seat like and ice rink!

I fully agree its a death trap in there sometimes

 

[Dangermouse]

Shi'ite, shower, shave...
Like most men (I suspect) I find the smell of my own farts strangely comforting, plus I have an extractor-fan powered by a supercharged Daimler-Benz DB601 aero-engine from a Messerschmitt Bf110-E...

get summat with some power man............twin Merlins are a bit lame so go for 4

 

[Dangermouse]

Use one of these and you can do all three at once

is the bog roll plastic..............real news paper or andrex would turn to mush in this contraption ......asda bags are good but dont remove the ,,,,,,,,,,,,errrrr klinkers and plastic bags just spread it about a bit........shower first it saves time

 

[minimeeze]

:shake: Men!

 

[kapawayna]

All three at the same time you have to multi task the pub is open and a pint on the bar with your name on it

 

[david1701]

shave first (have beard needs trimming pre shave and must be dry for that) then poo (I hate wiping when really wet) then shower and out

 

[wegotitugetit]

Use one of these and you can do all three at once

this is how chrisMclark does it

 

[Viper]

+1

a) if you need a poo the others can wait, it can't ...
b) legally you have to have ventilation in the bathroom plus a squirt of air freshener would help
c) shower serves as a bidet to ensure cleanliness after & shower gel/shampoo fragrance again counters nasty niff
d) hot shower softens bristles making shave easier - in fact why don't you shave in the shower? ...

Plus it gives chance for the shower to warm up while you have a **** - also nothing worse than having a **** if the back of your legs are still slightly damp, makes the toilet seat like and ice rink!

These two have it spot on!

i hate a poo after a shower, never feel safe

 

[foodpoison]

Well men stop being lazy and dry your bum before you sit on the super-slippery-if-arse-not-dry toilet seat when stepping out of the shower!

 

[asm61]

1. poo
extractor fan
2. shower
3. shave