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A family is sitting around the dinner table. The son asks his
father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father surprised answers, "Well, son, there are three
kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons,
round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears,
still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said,
"Mum, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother surprised just smiles, and looks at her husband and
answers. "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's
twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties
and forties, it Is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are there for decoration
only!"
(If it's too rude go ahead and delete it) I of course thought it was hilarious!!
A family is sitting around the dinner table. The son asks his
father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father surprised answers, "Well, son, there are three
kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons,
round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears,
still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said,
"Mum, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother surprised just smiles, and looks at her husband and
answers. "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's
twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties
and forties, it Is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are there for decoration
only!"
(If it's too rude go ahead and delete it) I of course thought it was hilarious!!
