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Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the
morgue
>needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and
>Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician
>pulled back the sheet.
>
>Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
>
>So the mortician rolled him over.
>
>Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy".
>
>The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean
>in to identify the body.
>
>Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him
>over".
>
>The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it
>ain't Paddy".
>
>The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>
>Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two ********s."
>
>"What, he had two ********s???" said the mortician.
>
>"Yup, everyone knew he had two ********s. Every time we went into
town,
>folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two ********s...."
just received it from a mate
morgue
>needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and
>Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician
>pulled back the sheet.
>
>Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
>
>So the mortician rolled him over.
>
>Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy".
>
>The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean
>in to identify the body.
>
>Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him
>over".
>
>The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it
>ain't Paddy".
>
>The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>
>Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two ********s."
>
>"What, he had two ********s???" said the mortician.
>
>"Yup, everyone knew he had two ********s. Every time we went into
town,
>folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two ********s...."
just received it from a mate
