If only the English language was that simple...
Actually, shouldn't that be:
'If only the English language WERE that simple'? Something to do with the subjunctive?
e.g. 'If I were taller, I would buy bigger clothes'
But it doesn't grate me. Neither does people speaking in their own accents, so for me it's fine for Americans to say 'skedule' and Brits to say 'schedule', but an American saying 'schedule' is indeed pretentious, and a Brit saying 'skedule' a wally thinking he's cool when he's not.
Otherwise, it's apostrophes. And the 'shop' thing, like Asda's and Tesco's. ARGH!
Incorrect use of English on painted signs... :annoyed:
There are loads of others, too numerous to mention! Like white people who try and speak as if they're black. Use of the word 'Gay' in a derogatory way, meaning bad. Corporate speak. HH-aitch! 'Know wot I mean'. Etc etc etc etc....
But really I'm a relaxed and tolerant person!