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Does anyone know any poems about photography?
Preferably funny with a christmas bent to it.

thanks in advance
 
I did come up with this:

Christmas is coming
my batteries keep going flat
The cold weather does it
I've never understood that
 
OK to move from that.

I get the perfect angle,
to get the perfect shot,
I push down on the trigger
to find the batteries are shot.

It's a good job my camera's on a tripod.
With the swearing that I do
The stuff coming out of my mouth
it's like a hurricane blew through

I'll come back another day
and in the warmer weather
forget the landscape christmas shot
the summer ones always look better

So while I sit here waiting
for winter's final glimmer,
I'll put my camera to better use
and photograph my christmas dinner.


Bit rubbish but use what you want of it.
 
Christmas is a great time of year,
A photographers dream come true,
with so many opportunities to capture something new.

There are Red and Greens,
but not so much Blue,
with ice and Snow for the White Balance too.






Needs more work come back to it later....
 
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I got a new camera for xmas
big and fancy it is
Has lots of pixels, super DR too!
Controls galore, white balance and RAW
takes piccies and video and does lots lots more
my compact is discarded now
consigned to the bottom drawer
never to be used again
I am a Pro tog now for sure.
 
(sing to White Christmas)

I'm dreading of a grey Christmas
white balance isn't what most know
where you overexpose
like wearing no clothes
will get that muck looking like snow

hehe yeah it's crap but what can you expect for a 10 minute job :)
 
I got a new camera for xmas
big and fancy it is
Has lots of pixels, super DR too!
Controls galore, white balance and RAW
takes piccies and video and does lots lots more
my compact is discarded now
consigned to the bottom drawer
never to be used again
I am a Pro tog now for sure.

I was nearly rapping to that :LOL:
 
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